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Blaise Zabini (basilius_) wrote,
@ 2016-06-13 21:31:00

I didn't realize this is 1996 and people gossiped as to whom stood in Death Eater ranks.

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	cho__chang 2016-06-14 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Darling, that's only secondary as to who the best harlot in Diagon is! Or maybe that's worst...it's so hard to keep up with the trends Witch Weekly attempts to start. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	basilius_ 2016-06-14 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Indeed. Using your fame and position of power to seduce others; that is a classic Slytherin move, which by default makes you a Death Eater. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cho__chang 2016-06-14 01:45 am UTC (link)
	I think it was implied I'm using my, admittedly fabulous, body to achieve fame and a position of power through seducing anyone I can. Where does that leave me in the hierarchy of possible Death Eater ranks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lisa_c_turpin 2016-06-14 01:53 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to venture a guess and say since you haven't seduced Draco yet, there's room to climb the Death Eater ladder. We can always have a threesome and then the two Ravenclaws take over the world! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cho__chang 2016-06-14 01:55 am UTC (link)
	I don't normally go the two women-one man route for my threesomes, but I could be persuaded if it means we take over the world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lisa_c_turpin 2016-06-14 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Let's be honest, Voldie and His Band of Bloody Psychopaths would have totally taken over if he had been a woman. Women get shit done. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	basilius_ 2016-06-14 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Lisa has a point, you are on the way up but still have much distance to cover. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cho__chang 2016-06-14 02:26 am UTC (link)
	I suppose I should cast my net wider, then. Which Wizengamot members do you feel are most susceptible to seduction? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	basilius_ 2016-06-14 02:27 am UTC (link)
	They're all getting on a bit, perhaps the one most senile but still holds power? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cho__chang 2016-06-14 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Well, I am a Ravenclaw. Research is what we do best. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lisa_c_turpin 2016-06-14 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Hey Blaise, sorry we didn't really have a chance to talk at the dinner, but it was good seeing you again. BTW, we can totally take over the world if you like. I'm a spoiled brat and I've decided that I want the world. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	basilius_ 2016-06-14 02:24 am UTC (link)
	It was very nice to see you again as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lisa_c_turpin 2016-06-14 02:54 am UTC (link)
	I see that you won't make it on Wednesday, but one day we should go out, Draco and me and you and... do you have a girlfriend? boyfriend? fuck buddy? Probably not the questions you usually get asked, but yes, we can double date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	basilius_ 2016-06-14 03:34 am UTC (link)
	I currently am not with anyone but it would be a delight to have a drink with you and to catch up with Draco. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lisa_c_turpin 2016-06-14 04:01 am UTC (link)
	That sounds wonderful. I'll talk to Draco and we'll figure out a day. (Reply to this) (Parent)