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Caradoc Dearborn ([info]caradoc_) wrote,
@ 2008-04-03 22:38:00

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To those of you who may be confused, I am NOT:

A pouf.

Interested in Hogwarts-aged girls.





Got it?

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[info]sexy_zadie
2008-04-04 03:46 am UTC (link)
That's discrimination, that is.

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 03:47 am UTC (link)
Oh not again.


Go away.

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[info]sexy_zadie
2008-04-04 03:49 am UTC (link)
What can I say, I like a challenge. Just ask Sirius Black.

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 03:50 am UTC (link)
Keep challenging Sirius Black, then. He seems more interested in Stubby Boardman than you.

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[info]sexy_zadie
2008-04-04 03:53 am UTC (link)
Ooh, well played, sir. But you're right, I ought to go ask him if there wasn't anything he wanted for his birthday...

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 03:56 am UTC (link)
Good. Shoo.

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[info]sexy_zadie
2008-04-04 04:22 am UTC (link)
 

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[info]vickysays
2008-04-05 12:00 am UTC (link)
Well this is new. No one tells Zaida to shoo.

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[info]sexy_zadie
2008-04-05 02:22 am UTC (link)
Damn straight they don't!

I don't like this one.

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[info]vickysays
2008-04-05 03:28 am UTC (link)
Of course you don't. A man declines your invitation to the Zaida fan club, obviously there's something wrong with him.

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[info]sexy_zadie
2008-04-05 05:33 am UTC (link)
Ha ha don't think I can't tell when you're mocking me.

And there are appropriate and inappropriate ways of rejecting (or at least, temporarily resisting) my advances, and telling me to 'shoo' definitely falls in the latter category.

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[info]nenut
2008-04-04 03:50 am UTC (link)
How old are you?

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 03:54 am UTC (link)
Too old for Hogwarts girls to be flirting with me.

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[info]nenut
2008-04-04 03:59 am UTC (link)
If the latter were true, would you be a disgusting old man or a creepy old man?

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 04:03 am UTC (link)
I am neither and I will maintain that in any case.

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[info]hippocrates
2008-04-04 03:54 am UTC (link)
Oh.

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 03:55 am UTC (link)
Oh, indeed.

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[info]hippocrates
2008-04-04 03:59 am UTC (link)
May I ask what brought on this announcement, sir?

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 04:05 am UTC (link)
You may ask all you like. The answer is: based on comments received in my last journal entry, people seem to be confused about both of these things.

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[info]hippocrates
2008-04-04 04:10 am UTC (link)
I see. I'm afraid I don't keep up with these journals quite as well as many of my schoolmates.

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 04:13 am UTC (link)
Well good on you for that.

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[info]nenon
2008-04-04 04:23 am UTC (link)
Oh, well naturally we're all interested now. I'm Marlene McKinnon.

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 04:28 am UTC (link)
Thrilled.

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[info]nenut
2008-04-04 04:44 am UTC (link)
Marlene, he doesn't want to be a disgusting old man.

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[info]carrow
2008-04-04 06:19 am UTC (link)
You must admit, though, you get more action by being either. Or both.

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Not action I'm interested in getting.

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[info]carrow
2008-04-04 04:01 pm UTC (link)
At this rate, the sex industry will go into recession.

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 06:32 pm UTC (link)
The sex industry must be really hurting if they'll go into recession because one person decides not to have sex with people he didn't have sex with in the first place.

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[info]carrow
2008-04-05 01:02 pm UTC (link)
You'd be surprised.

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[info]alcto
2008-04-04 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Pouf. That's cute.

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Okay.

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[info]alcto
2008-04-04 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Caradoc Dearborn. Always so serious.

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Oh, how awful of me.

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[info]alcto
2008-04-04 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Quite!

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[info]melena
2008-04-04 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Alright, I think breathing would be good.

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[info]caradoc_
2008-04-04 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh, a clever one.

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[info]melena
2008-04-04 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Aren't you just such a friendly one.

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[info]bleedsblack
2008-04-06 03:04 pm UTC (link)
What a fortunate announcement.

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