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Chastity | Chastity Jones ([info]castitas_) wrote,
@ 2013-01-16 15:53:00

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I talked with a lovely young woman today who was thinking about taking her vows and devoting her life to the Church. It was a wonderful reminder that even in a changing world, there are still plenty of young people willing to give themselves completely to God.

Also, Lust, I assume I have you to thank for the recent pornography that was mailed to various churches around me. You, or someone who thinks remarkably like you.

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[info]bedroom_hymns
2013-01-16 09:52 pm UTC (link)
It wasn't me this time but maybe I whispered something to someone. I can't remember.

You should give me that lovely young woman's number, I'd love to show her the other side so she can make an... informed decision.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-16 10:01 pm UTC (link)
I don't think so. You're present enough in people as it is, poor things.

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[info]bedroom_hymns
2013-01-16 10:07 pm UTC (link)
That's my fault? I can't influence what isn't already there.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-16 10:10 pm UTC (link)
No, but you can and do make it worse for everyone on a fairly regular basis. Sometimes I think life would be so much easier if humans just had a specific mating season. Like elk. But then I suppose nothing would ever get done.

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[info]bedroom_hymns
2013-01-16 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Nope. That's why fucking is a year round thing. Have you ever even had an orgasm?

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-16 10:17 pm UTC (link)
What an inappropriate question to ask.

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[info]bedroom_hymns
2013-01-16 10:20 pm UTC (link)
It's not like I asked if you finger yourself, Chas. Answer the question.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-16 10:22 pm UTC (link)
No, I don't think I will. Honestly, just because you are what you are, it doesn't mean you have to be so vulgar.

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[info]bedroom_hymns
2013-01-16 10:24 pm UTC (link)
You haven't clearly. Isn't that wrong of you, Chas? Bashing on something you know pretty much nothing about?

You should let me come over and I'd be happy to give you a hand.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-16 10:27 pm UTC (link)
I hardly 'bash' anything, Lust. I just expect people to be responsible and aware of what God wants.

If I had the mind to suddenly renounce my entire existence and seek out sexual encounters, you would not be on the list of potential candidates, let me assure you.

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[info]bedroom_hymns
2013-01-16 10:33 pm UTC (link)
Don't knock it till you try it.

Boo, you liar. I get a distinct lezzy vibe from you. Not that you're my type, I would only fuck you out of... oh what's that asshole sister of yours name that Greed wants to bang.. Charity! Yes, I'd fuck you out of charity. I'd fuck you with Charity if you wanted to make a party out of it.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-17 05:51 pm UTC (link)
...I have no response to that filth. So congratulations, I suppose.

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[info]bedroom_hymns
2013-01-17 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh honey, I always win.

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Virtues
[info]chrestotes
2013-01-17 12:41 am UTC (link)
Sometimes I wonder about their interest in pornography.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-17 05:54 pm UTC (link)
I honestly can't explain it. The women look so uncomfortable!

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[info]chrestotes
2013-01-18 07:47 pm UTC (link)
It is an industry I would prefer not to touch, personally.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-19 01:14 am UTC (link)
A wise choice. There was apparently a syphilis outbreak recently.

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[info]better_than
2013-01-17 03:17 am UTC (link)
Maybe it was me.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-17 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Was it you? Because I don't appreciate that, Greed.

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[info]better_than
2013-01-17 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Aw how sad. Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. What's the matter Chastity? A little dick make you uncomfortable?

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-17 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh Greed, if 'a little dick' made me uncomfortable, it would be impossible to talk to you.

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OOC
[info]bedroom_hymns
2013-01-17 10:28 pm UTC (link)
BUUUURN

I totally cracked up laughing XD

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-17 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Chas is just sitting in her office, all "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?"

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[info]better_than
2013-01-18 12:04 am UTC (link)
Oh? Is pretty princess of chaste getting boned by a priest then? Only fucked chicks have that kind of flap in their words. I promise if it was me, it wouldn't be little.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-18 12:09 am UTC (link)
I'm forced to communicate with you, Lust, and your siblings on a regular basis. I'm no stranger to coarse language.

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[info]better_than
2013-01-18 12:11 am UTC (link)
That almost seems endearing coming from you. I'm so touched.

So, you don't get your freak on with the priest?

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-18 12:16 am UTC (link)
No, Greed. Our mutual vows of celibacy make that rather impossible.

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[info]better_than
2013-01-18 12:23 am UTC (link)
Huh. That's funny. I'm pretty sure I've fucked a nun or two. No, its been three. Yeah. Celibacy is completely overrated. And I'm pretty sure not impossible.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-18 12:29 am UTC (link)
That's unfortunate to hear. I would hope your encounters were at least consensual.

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[info]better_than
2013-01-18 12:39 am UTC (link)
You think I would rape a nun? How horrible Chas, really, you should be ashamed.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-18 12:41 am UTC (link)
I have very little confidence in your abilities to distinguish right from wrong when you see something you'd like to have.

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[info]better_than
2013-01-18 01:06 am UTC (link)
It's all in how you seduce what you want. I'm not a rapist.

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[info]middle_path
2013-01-17 03:20 am UTC (link)
I'm sure she will make a wise choice, dear sister.

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[info]castitas_
2013-01-17 05:56 pm UTC (link)
I hope so too. I did my best to make it clear that taking vows isn't an easy life, but is a very rewarding one.

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