Miles and miles in my bare feet

Asinine is right. Sweet tapdancing christ. That head-covering pillow should just be burned, on principle. Add that to the list of reasons to stay off airplanes.

Summer seems like it never wants to end, and I'm pretty OK with that. The less time there's snow on the ground, the better. Rain, fine. Wind, sure. Snow, ice, or sleet-I'm out. You'll have to pry me out of bed with a crowbar.