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Tweak says, "STOP LOOKIN' AT ME!!"

Chelsea Kensington (heartbreaker_) wrote,
@ 2013-02-14 00:39:00

Entry tags:

!text, chelsea kensington, kithara wiley

Text to Kit
Soooooo....don't get mad, but I have to ask you something important.

**After waiting a couple minutes to make sure Kit "agrees"**

Would you have a problem with me asking your brother to the Valentine's dance?

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	bohemian_waters 2013-02-14 05:44 am UTC (link)
	spits drink out of her nose in shock I'm sorry, did you just say my brother? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	heartbreaker_ 2013-02-14 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Yes, that's indeed what I said. I'm glad you passed elementary school reading. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bohemian_waters 2013-02-14 05:55 am UTC (link)
	Is this your weird way of telling me you want to fuck my brother? Please respond momentarily, cause I have to go throw up now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heartbreaker_ 2013-02-14 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Well I hadn't considered that as a logical ending to a date, but I suppose it's not outside the realm of possibility seeing as I do enjoy that sort of thing. I was going to spare you that thought but you had to bring it into the conversation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bohemian_waters 2013-02-14 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Well what am I suppose to assume when you start the conversation by asking me not to get pissed at you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heartbreaker_ 2013-02-14 06:13 am UTC (link)
	You're supposed to assume that I didn't want your bitch ass to get pissy because I like your brother, not jump right to the sex! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bohemian_waters
2013-02-14 06:22 am UTC (link)

Oh for the love of...

All the sudden you don't want me to get pissy? And you of all people know that is damn near impossible to keep me from getting a bug up my ass when I come into a situation where I would get a bug up my ass.

If you like my brother then ask him. But I'm serious, Chelsea,

don't

play with him. I would hate to have to hurt you if you fuck with Aren. Because I will; without a second thought.

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	heartbreaker_ 2013-02-14 06:26 am UTC (link)
	This isn't a situation that calls for bug up assness. I'm your friend. It's not like that Weasley chick is moving in on him or someone equally as evil. I'm insulted that you feel the need to even add that warning, but consider it noted. I do like him, though. Just so you know. And I'm not entirely sure how I feel about liking someone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

bohemian_waters
2013-02-14 06:32 am UTC (link)

Well, I'm just saying that being forewarned in some manner about not getting pissed off can put someone a bit on edge, okay?

Really? Like I am completely unaware of your dating record? Of who your fuck buddies are? He's my baby brother and I am protective. I mean, do you really think I would be happy about having to rip all of the hair off your head and making you eat it?

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heartbreaker_
2013-02-14 06:38 am UTC (link)

I just know how you are. I knew the protective bit would come out, especially if I didn't ask first. So I thought I'd be safe.

My dating record or bed partners have nothing to do with this. Those were all very willing and mutual participants. They knew what they were signing up for. I didn't use or abuse anyone.

And if it wasn't me? Yes, I think you would enjoy that very much.

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	bohemian_waters 2013-02-14 12:58 pm UTC (link)
	It isn't the amount of bed partners, Chelsea. It is the lack of 'long term' in the relationship. I would just prefer my brother not be a notch in a bedpost...even if that is what he would prefer. Color me a bitchy big sister. Okay, I would enjoy it. So don't make me bust out the hair clippers then. :-P (Reply to this) (Parent)