My first birthday was a long long long LONG long long time ago!!
I mean I was 20-something and then ZAAAAAP!!! and then I'm 8. I'm okay except I'm 8. I don't think thats right. I remember things from after. Being 8 is OK except Lucy is 4 and Freddie is 6 and everyones the wrong age and Scorpius is a butthead. Uncle George is 8 too. He's an even BIGGER butthead. A HUGE butthead. The biggest butthead. He said mean things to uncle Percy. I told him to stop and then he said mean things about dad so I gave him a hug. It didnt make him nicer. I thought maybe it would but nope.
Mum Where are you Mum? I can find you!!!! I know THE WHOLE island. I can find you ANYWHERE!! I wantI need Lorcan's been taking care of me. Uncle Harry did sometimes but now he's 11. Aunt Ginny is still old! But there are lots and lots and lots of peeple to take care of and maybe she forgets so I stay with Lorcan. Can I stay with you now? Rosie is little too. Shes 10.