Dick to the Dawk to the PhD


Hello, is this on?
Can I get some more hydrogen in my test tube, please?


My name is D to the I to C to the K,
yeah I'm the Dickie D, I gots my PhD
and comin' your way on the Youtube, to bust your world view,
so just listen to me and don't you argue.


You see, this battle's been ragin' since Zeus was on the bottle,
'tween Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle,

who said the mover was unmovin' like some magic trick,
but that's no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this religious sthick.


'Cuz science is the only way to know y'all,
you stand with me y'all, or you can fall y'all,
so go ahead and take your pick...


ES: Yeah you tell him Rick ...

Darwin : 'Cuz if you don't know me ...
RD: YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!


Chorus: Yo he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,

he's smarter than you, he's got a science degree!

Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,

he's smarter than you, he's got a science degree!


SH: On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine,

DD: YEAH!
RD: Science silenced that watchdog wingnut Paley

growing stronger and harder almost daily,
storming Wilber‹by›force as we framed the discourse
that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce.


Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen,
and ever since then we've been increasingly keen,
they may never adore us, but they'll no longer ignore us,
give it to 'em PZ hit these ‹BLEEP› with the chorus!!!


Chorus: Yo he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,

he's smarter than you, he's got a science degree!

Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,

he's still smarter than you, he studied biology!



Then there was Darrow,
dukin' it out with the straight and the narrow,

a ragin' bull in the ring, he did his thing,
and took it on the chin like he was Bobby De Niro.
We might have lost at Scopes, beaten down by the dopes,
and the stooges of popes, but in losin' we coped,
becomin' more than we hoped,
creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope.


What was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable untoppleable,
the Dick Dawk'll roll up as you creationists foldup,
you haters talkin' bull, don't you know that this Dick is un-‹BLEEP›-frickin' blockable?


Chorus: Yo he's the Dick to the Dawk to the phd,

he's smarter than you, he's got a science degree!

Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,

he's still smarter than you, he studied biology!


Now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking,
'cuz I'm the rappinest, rabidest atheist who,
unlike the Catholic, the Muslim or even the Jew,
believes that no God but science could ever be true,
hell, if I was dyslexic I'd even hate "dog" too.


Time to open your eyes, get yourself wise,
the age of sciences will rise to be religion's demise,
and while you churchies all cry, shouting 'why God oh why,'
I'll still be poppin' my collar earning more dollars than Allah.
Allah!
Darwin: Yes well I've told you.


Chorus: Yo he's the Dick to the Dawk to the phd,

he's smarter than you, he's got a science degree!

Dick to the Dawk to the phd,

he's still smarter than you, he studied biology!


Chorus: Dick to the Dawk to the phd,

he's smarter than you, he's got a science degree!

Dick to the Dawk to the phd,

he's still smarter than you, he studied biology!

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