there's a window i leave open a few inches so buttfluff the wandering cat can come in. only last night i passed out and left my half-eaten chicken parm on the table and buttfluff had a field day with it.
and then vomited on yellow sofa. yellow sofa is my favourite and now it has brown vomit patch. thanks a lot, buttfluff. i'll probably have to steam clean it which is a pain in the ass. for now i just turned the cushion over. i consider that incredible wisdom for someone with a hangover from hades.
someone make me a bloody mary!