Dad
Well, some of the animals were bleeding, but they were all being nursed back to health. In the context of what the card is supposed to be saying, me deliberately injuring the animals would seem to give out the wrong idea. In any case, Louisa is the artist of us and I doubt very much she could stomach that sort of thing.
You are an expert at being a pain in the ass. I'm sure you will manage to get discharged that way.