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Tweak says, "you put your left foot out."

Who knows? (itsjustajoke_) wrote,
@ 2013-01-09 18:03:00

Who: Joker and Quinn.
What: just fun

He sat in his cell knowing full well when she would come and get him the voices all reassuring him she coming back. The playing with his lips often he did oh yes that he did. It was somthing to pass the time no matter that every time he did it he would do it so long that his lips would bleed. He wanted to just have fun live life! even if it meant taking some!

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ex_vexing791
2016-11-28 11:46 pm UTC (link)

There was a clatter. Shouts, gunshots. The tell-tale sound of mallet on skull.

Harley could have taken them all out with just her hands, but she liked to use the mallet.

She strolled into the room, dressed in a t-shirt declaring "Daddy's Lil Monster" and short shorts. Her mallet was bloody and she looked both thrilled and grossed out. "That'll never come out!" Click click click, her heels on the cement of the jail. She swung the keys by the ring. "Hey, Puddin, what's up?"

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itsjustajoke_
2016-11-28 11:56 pm UTC (link)

He smiled and sat up eyes rolling back and smirking. "well well!" He got up and shimmed over his shoulders moving from side to side. "Look at you as lovely to look at as ever!" He placed his face up against the glass. "I have been here. ALL by myself and all I could think about was my favorite little monster with a mallet!" He looked at the mallet with blood on it. He made a chuckle. "Oh Harl! I think your mallet is just soaking! HA Now lets have some fun babe!"

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ex_vexing791
2016-11-29 12:02 am UTC (link)

Harley wiped the mallet onto a nearby guard's shirt. She seemed so preoccupied with what she was doing, she forgot she had the keys.

Under her jacket was a holster, and in that holster was a still-warm Chiappa Rhino 60DS. "They won't be getting up for awhile!" She giggled. Oh, right, the keys.

Harley came over to the cell, sat her mallet down and unlocked the door. She swung it open and held her arms around. "C'mere, Puddin'!"

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	itsjustajoke_ 2016-11-29 12:58 am UTC (link)
	He held his arms wide open for her when she came right and he squeezed her just as tight. "Mmmmmm I never forget a smell." He sniffed along her cheek. "So we are going home!" He looked around. "Harl look at all the sad faces! Think we should let them out to play?!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_vexing791 2016-11-29 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Harley felt like she was in Heaven in his arms. She didn't want to let go, but he suggested a jailbreak and she grinned wide. "WELL, all right." She went around, unlocking all the cells. One man had the nerve to whistle at her, and even call her "sugar tits." Harley looked back at Joker. "You gonna let him talk to me that way, Puddin??" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

itsjustajoke_
2016-11-30 01:57 am UTC (link)

He took one of the guards tazer and jumped on him. she didn't even have to call attention to it. As soon as "sugar" came out his lips Joker was already reaching for the tazer. Shocking him over and over again until he was shaking uncontrollably. "LETS MAKE ONE THING CLEAR LADIES AND GENTS! THIS HERE IS MINE!" He pulled Harley close kissing her on the cheek. "Do whatever you want burn the place down HAVE FUN!" He called out as the riot started. "Lets get going before our mutual friend comes in!"

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	ex_vexing791 2016-11-30 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	"Puddin!" she called out as he kissed her. "C'mon, our ride's a-waitin'." Harley hefted the mallet over her shoulder and made her way to the door. There was a cop car parked haphazardly on the front steps of the building. "There she is! She's no purple Lamborghini, but she'll do! The lights and siren work, woo woo!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsjustajoke_ 2016-12-04 02:58 am UTC (link)
	"I ever tell ya harl! you just make my life that much...funnier!" He called out as he jumped in the car. The sounds of chaos behind them a prison riot was always like sweet music to his ears. He took a gun off the guard and shot randomly in the court yard before getting in. "come on dear we got places to go people to kill!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_vexing791 2016-12-04 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Harley took the wheel. She wasn't about to let this madman drive. "Where to, Miss Daisy?" She took off anyway, veering into traffic without a care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsjustajoke_ 2016-12-04 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	"Lets go to the toy box and pick up a few things. It's best the town know that Im back!" He smiled kissing her on the cheek and pointing his gun out the window shooting wildly in the air reloading his clip and doing it again. "ya know. Kinda wanna let the balloons loose! the ones that make everyone laugh forever. lets see what kinda fun we can have." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_vexing791 2016-12-05 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Harley swerved through traffic. She sped up and passed cars as they honked at her. She didn't care. She had a crazy person shooting out the window, they should be happy she was passing them. They say Harley was more fearless than Joker, more reckless. "The balloons, baby?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsjustajoke_ 2016-12-06 12:03 am UTC (link)
	"ah harl the balloons!" He screamed out the window tossing flares out into the traffic. He loved it. She wanted the balloons that was what he loved about her. He wasn't even going to use the balloons but her. She wanted them. Now she was going to get them. "Anything you for you Harl! We are close!" He looked just over the bridge to the city where the toy box was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_vexing791 2016-12-06 12:09 am UTC (link)
	She floored it. "The balloons it is!" She drove into the city and found the Toy Box's hiding spot easily. Harley knew it by heart. She parked halfway on the sidewalk, "Go get em, Daddy!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsjustajoke_ 2016-12-10 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	He leaned in and licked the side of her face. "Hyena kiss!" He got out of the car and decided that he needed to change his clothes. His usual purple suit would do. He walked out pulling out a crate that squeaked as it rolled. "I GOTEM THERE ALL HERE! HAHAHAHA NO ONE EVER BOTHER TO LOOK HERE!" He called out as he rolled out toward the trunk. (Reply to this) (Parent)