I expected a response like that. That's why I'm prepared to offer you a few days off. No take-out, no attempts to cook required. Let me explain.
I can only assume you're living with two growing men, who I'm sure enjoy a full and hearty meal, and for them I'd like to send four entrees. Consider it a wedding gift. I'll take no offense at all if you take complete credit for making them yourself.
Although the sentiment of I, myself, making a mousse cake would be thoughtful, I happen to know a chef who can whip one up faster and tastier than I could try. Consider it yours. All I need is your address.