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Ellie Branstone's InsaneJournal:
| Thursday, September 22nd, 2016 | |
| 7:22 pm | |
| Thursday, September 15th, 2016 | |
| 8:16 pm | Wait... why did no one tell me I was pregnant? All this wine is probably terrible... |
| Sunday, August 28th, 2016 | |
| 3:47 am | I don't think I can do this anymore. |
| Wednesday, May 25th, 2016 | |
| 9:53 pm |  |
| Sunday, May 15th, 2016 | |
| 12:48 pm | Well... at least I can always say I tried, right? |
| Wednesday, April 27th, 2016 | |
| 7:30 pm | [Friends] I'm.. going to volunteer for this vaccine trial. Losing my magic is worth getting out of here. I can't... I just can't, anymore. I can't stay here. I can't eat, I can't sleep. If there's a chance of this working, I'll take it. The nightmares The dark Feeling like I'm suffocating Fred's dead body He could still What if he finishes the job? |
| Monday, April 4th, 2016 | |
| 10:03 pm | [Private to Lucian Bole] I refuse to send the owl back into your clutches. The poor thing looked dreadful when it arrived. What is black and white and red all over? Your note you sent? What? If I let you complete your joke, which I'm no doubt is as sick as you seem to be, will you be satisfied? |
| Tuesday, March 29th, 2016 | |
| 9:35 pm | Please enjoy these awful jokes to brighten up your Tuesday: 1. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? 2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? 3. What do you call dangerous precipitation? 4. Why can’t a bike stand on its own? 5. Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? ( Answers ) You're welcome. |
| Thursday, February 11th, 2016 | |
| 4:30 am | Draco, You are quite the worthy opponent on the field. You really almost had me for a moment there. Your entire team played brilliantly. Thank you for giving us such a rousing challenge, Slytherin. Puffs, you were all amazing and should be proud. Hard work truly does pay off. Now I'm going to go sleep for the next year. I'm bloody exhausted. |
| Sunday, January 31st, 2016 | |
| 9:09 pm |  It definitely just started as a flower. Oops. [Ernie] I'll go back. We can go back. |
| Wednesday, January 27th, 2016 | |
| 9:00 am | As much as I'd like to go back to the castle, I feel like I just got comfortable here as well. But... everyone worked so hard to rebuild and staying feels like I'm insulting their efforts. Roomies, what are your thoughts? |
| Saturday, December 5th, 2015 | |
| 7:14 pm |  ( Private to Kevin )added a bit later Has anyone seen Ernie? |
| Monday, November 30th, 2015 | |
| 9:29 pm | For the first time in a long time... I feel like I might actually need a strong drink. |
| Monday, November 16th, 2015 | |
| 3:55 pm | So Ron... Apparently we've been sharing 'intimate moments' on the grounds of Hogwarts. What I am trying to figure out is the logistics, since I don't think we've hung out once this year. So my question is, do you have a life sized Ellie doll I know nothing about? Be truthful, I'll be flattered, really! Also, I hope you know I'm kidding. ( Kevin ) |
| Saturday, November 14th, 2015 | |
| 8:55 pm | Guess I really do have too much on my mind Didn't even see it start to mo My head is a million pla Touché, moving staircase. Touché. Because... really, really ouch So... does anyone have a minute? |
| Sunday, November 8th, 2015 | |
| 11:04 am | So bored. So here's a bunch of random, useless facts. 1) A higher mental I.Q. = more dreams. 2) Your hearing decreases as you overeat. 3) Babies always have blue eyes when they are born. Exposure to ultraviolet light and the production of melanin are required to bring it out. 4) For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants. 5) On Jupiter and Saturn it rains diamonds. 6) There are more fake flamingos in the world than real ones. 7) A banana is technically considered a berry. 8) Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like your fingerprint. 9) The northern leopard frog swallows its prey using its eyes — it uses them to help push food down its throat by retracting them into its head. And lastly, 10)A sneeze can exceed 100 miles per hour. Holding it in isn't recommended, obviously. Hopefully that's enlightened a lot of you, or given you something to do for five minutes. Also, I want a puppy. |
| Tuesday, October 27th, 2015 | |
| 1:08 pm | Ughhhh... how can it only be Tuesday? Why not Friday? Can we just skip ahead in the week and make it the weekend already? Whatever... I'm going to doodle all day. ( The Scorpion ) Oh, oh, oh! Does anyone have any plans for Halloween? We should have a party. I want to dress up and all that good stuff. I pretty much have a wicked costume picked out already. |
| Friday, October 23rd, 2015 | |
| 8:02 pm | Has anyone seen something... kind of weird today? |
| Wednesday, October 21st, 2015 | |
| 11:10 pm | |
| Wednesday, October 14th, 2015 | |
| 10:20 am | Congratulations to Gryffindor on your win. You all played a wonderful game. I could have done No Ellie |
