InsaneJournal

Current mood:

calm

Ah, Saint David. Your twins really are the sweetest little houseguests. And that Iestyn, voice of an angel. Or at least he did have the voice of an angel, until I took it from him.

I do admit I'm a little disappointed in you. Your son is a degenerate and you seem to have fallen down on the conversion therapy side of things. Aren't you a christian? I'm picking up the slack, but he's not taking to it as well as I'd hoped. I'll have to work harder on him.

That Aderyn is a mouthy one. I might have to do something about that. Waterboarding didn't seem to have any affect. Well, other than the obvious.

They're both losing so much weight, David. How long are you going to let them languish here before you give me something I want in exchange for them?