InsaneJournal

Journal examples
Warning! Some of these may contain material rated PG-13 and up.


[Example 1 - 17 year old werewolf]

So, the reason why I take Film History is a very simple one. At the beginning of the year I had to choose between the completely boring and remotely boring classes. I honestly thought Film History wouldn't be that bad, you know? We watch a couple of movies, give our opinion on them, piece of cake, really.

Think again!

We watched Gone with the fucking wind today. All I have to say is that I want those four (!) hours of my life back!!!

Err yeah, Diego, mi casa es su casa, right? What's yours is mine, what's mine is yours. Yeah. I need your paper, man, I'm not writing about that shit.

In other news, I got some new ink done.

( Check it out, boys and girls! )
[Insert image here]

Couldn't be more pleased with the way it turned out. I was in desperate need of a 'pick me up' after watching that Scarlett woman go on and on and on and on.

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[example 2 - young adult psychopath]

[Private]

I hate the way women eat. They take small, delicate bites as if they're not really hungry and have all the time in the world to finish their meals. They'll wrap their painted lips around their forks and suckle on their food just so. I want to slam their stupid faces down on the table when they do that. I also abhor women who order salads. As if they won't be puking their guts out after they've finished eating, anyway. It makes me want to puke. Fucking have your cheeseburgers already and enjoy them, cunts.

I had lunch with [character name] recently.

Now there's a girl who's just gagging for it. [character name]'s insisting on playing her knight in shining armor, though. Perhaps I should prolong my plans. It's at times like these I wonder why I maintain friendships at all, although I would be lying if I said [character nale]'s not one of the best friends one like myself could ask for. Damn him! Now there's a chance I'll feel bad when I make[character name] and dump her somewhere. I will leave her panties on so she's not completely naked when she wakes up or someone finds her.

Yes... yes, that I will do. For [character name].

[/Private]

I sincerely hope everyone is ready and excited for prom! Considering the students who have been working hard to accomplish this major event of the year, I am absolutely positive it will be an evening never to forget! [character name], you deserve a medal for all your efforts, or perhaps a crown. You have my vote. So does [character name].

My little brother will be camping with [character name] and [character name] this spring break I will break both your fucking necks if anything happens to him.. He's so lucky I volunteered to take him for supplies tomorrow. I could have just as well tied him to a tree told him no, no matter what he believes. I'm in charge, kiddo, and don't you ever forget it. Good thing I love you.

Speaking of, what are everyone's plans for Spring break? Any particular manners in which you will be spending your free time? I'm sure you all have places to go and people to do see. Inquiring minds would love to know!

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[example 3 - Newborn teenage vampire]

Private

Preston is so SWEET and nice and kind and really, really CUTE, but all I want to do is rip his throat out. He just smells sooooooo yummy! Like candy. Hahaha! That's funny :D I'm Candy!

/Private

Err. June? I think I may have kinda, sorta gottenbloodalloveryoursweater. Heh. YOU TOLD ME I HAD TO DRESS APPROPRIATELY! I can't help it I'm a messy eater :(

Marrok caught doe. YAY! Except it tasted blah. Like... sushi. It made the hunger go away but that's it. AT LEAST IT DIDN'T TASTE FUNNY LIKE THE SMELLY WERES DO! I didn't eat were but Marrok ate were and Marrok said that when Marrok ate were it was disgusting. PSHT. Vampires rule, anyway! GO FANGS!

ALSO! I made a list.

Things Candy needs to do

- Buy slutty cute outfits. :D
- Make friends!!
- Ask Marrok about siring.
- MEET MORGAN FINALLY
- Stop trying to catch Jayme in the shower. Not gonna happen :( boo!
- Look for a job. Maybe, possibly, some day...
- Get a new haircut!
- BUY A STRIPPER POLE, HELL YES.

So that's my list!!

I WANT COFFEE NOW!

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For privacy's sake, I have removed certain character names from a few of these examples. Thank you for your understanding.