PERSONAL INFORMATION: Name: Cormac McLaggen Age: 26 Birthday: March 27th, 1979 Place of birth: St. Andrews, Scotland Current residence: 23 High Street, 3B Current occupation: Staff at Spintwitches
YOUR PROSPECTIVE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND: THINGS YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW Name of prospective girlfriend/boyfriend: Romilda Vane How long you have been seeing your prospective girlfriend/boyfriend: We’re not dating
Age: 23 Current residence: Hogsmeade somewhere Current occupation: Owner of Qualitea Colour of their eyes: Brown
Favourite drink: Espresso Favourite food: Spicy stuff? Favourite type of flower: Pretty ones Do they like chocolate?: Yes
Current aspirations: To own a business — which you do now Current interests: Shagging me, hanging out with friends, gossiping
HOBBIES AND INTERESTS: Favourite food: Chicken Favourite drink: Whiskey Favourite date: I don’t understand the question Favourite book: Quidditch Through The Ages Favourite musical artist: I like Quidditch commentaries better, but I’ll listen to almost anything on the wireless
RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY: How many drinks do you have per week?: A few Do you use any other substances?: No, drinking is fun enough How frequently?: Never Do you enjoy any of the following activities?:
Dancing: Yes Cuddling: Sure Serenading: Like singing someone a love song? Reading books in bed with your girlfriend/boyfriend: Don’t think I’ve ever done it before Aiding with the problems of your girlfriend's/boyfriend's best friends: Not sure they would let me, but I guess I could try
Have you ever been in a legitimate duel/brawl?: Yeah, I used to be a Hit Wizard. Was sort of the job.
FRIENDSHIPS: How many close friendships do you currently enjoy?: A couple, quality over quantity right? Do you respect the right of a girlfriend/boyfriend to still have quality friendship time of her own?: Yeah Have you ever not gotten on with a girlfriend's/boyfriend's friend(s)?: Yeah Have you ever had inappropriate relations with a girlfriend's/boyfriend's friend(s)?: No
RELATIONSHIP HISTORY: Please fill out the columns as you see fit. If past relationship in question is with male, substitute 'Boyfriend' for 'Girlfriend' and pronouns where necessary:
Girlfriend/Boyfriend #1
Name: Alicia Spinnet Birthday: May 8th Favourite Colour: Not sure, red? Start Date of Relationship: August 2001 End Date of Relationship: September 2001 Quality of Relationship: casual - we were mostly just shagging each other Date of First Kiss: Night we met Date of First Meeting with Their Parents: Met her mum at Christmas this year Date when you stopped using birth control spells: Never Dumper: Mutual Reason for Breakup: Was being sent away for work, plus we weren’t even meant to be dating Method for Breakup: Sort of just told her I was leaving for work and that was that Do you still talk to this girl/boy?: Yes On a daily basis? Weekly? Monthly?: Weekly at least. Sometimes daily.
Time since last relationship:
If long time (more than one year), reason for not dating in a while: Never really had the time since I was always working If short time (less than one month), reason for dating again so quickly:
If you have a history of cheating or serial monogamy, please say so here: I’ve never cheated
EXPERIMENTATION: Have you ever had a same-sex relationship/one-night-stand/FWB-arrangement? (If you identify as gay, have you ever had an opposite-sex relationship/one-night-stand/FWB-arrangement?): No
Do you consider yourself bisexual?: No Do you prefer men to women?: No
SEXUAL ACTIVITY: Ideal time between first date and sex: Whenever we feel like shagging is when we should Favourite sexual position: me on top, her on top, her on a table... whatever Are blowjobs necessary for sexual fulfillment?: A blowie now and then would be nice Will you ever go down on a girl/boy?: Yeah Number of previous sexual partners?: I don’t know
One-night stands: a lot, especially when I was working abroad FWB: 1 (I guess that’s what you and I’ve been lately) Girlfriends: 1 Boyfriends: 0
Do you consider yourself a skilled lover?: Yes Last STD check date & results?: November 13th, clean Time since last sexual experience: New Years Have you ever gotten anyone pregnant?: Yes
FREE RESPONSE: Please detail, to the best of your ability, how you met your prospective girlfriend/boyfriend: We met in school. It was after you gave Potter those spiked chocolates and you were feeling like shite so I tried to comfort you. After that we started talking more.
Why are you interested in becoming their boyfriend/girlfriend?: I don’t actually think you want me to be your boyfriend but I’ve never wanted to be around another witch as much as I have with you. You’ve given me another chance even though I probably don’t deserve it and I want to show you that I can not fuck it up this time. You don’t think I’m a completely terrible guy and sometimes it’s nice to have that reassurance. You cheer me up when I’m sad. You’re a good kisser and fuck even better.
Is there anything else you think is important?: I know you’re going to show this to Emma and she’s going to tell you I’m all wrong for you, but I guess I can’t do anything about that.
REFERENCES: Please list the names of three individuals prepared to vouch for your worthiness: 1) Alicia Spinnet 2) Eddie Carmichael 3) Roger Davies