Son of Cronus and Rhea. God, slayer of fathers, seducer of women, ruler of Olympus and 21st century newspaper magnate. Power hungry asshole with gleaming hair and a snappy dress sense.
Hera / Helen
Daughter of Cronus and Rhea. Goddess of matrimony and childbirth, wife of Zeus, and celebrity lifestyle blogger. Goddess guru and queen bitch with a dazzling smile.
Poseidon / Si
Son of Cronus and Rhea. God, ruler of the seas and shaker of the earth. Beachside souvenir shop owner and reluctant father. Grief stricken, soul weary immortal.