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Barty Crouch Jr. ([info]playpretend_) wrote,
@ 2018-08-24 18:25:00

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Boredom is a killer.

[Evan]
Congrats and all. She's a real peach.

[Peter]
Hey, bar guy. Did I leave my book downstairs last night? I'd ask Tom but it's rent day and I'm trying to lay low. You know how it is.

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Barty
[info]wormstail
2018-08-24 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I put it under the bar.

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Peter
[info]playpretend_
2018-08-25 12:20 am UTC (link)
Under the bar? Trying to make my life difficult, are we? Fine, I enjoy a challenge.

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Barty
[info]trialby_ordeal
2018-08-25 01:06 pm UTC (link)
You have no idea.

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Evan
[info]playpretend_
2018-08-27 09:40 am UTC (link)
I can imagine, but I think that may be crossing a line.

Picked a date?

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Junior
[info]trialby_ordeal
2018-08-27 08:25 pm UTC (link)
It would be, but only if you mentioned it. Which you have. And that makes things far more awkward.

I am not picking a thing for this wedding. I only want to know when to show up. If I had it my way, we would have been married by now.

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Junior/Junior
[info]playpretend_
2018-08-29 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Won't happen again - mates' fiancées are off bounds. I'll just think about her sister-in-law instead.

Just pretend to be interested, that's the key. Writing your own vows?

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[info]culinaryart
2018-08-25 06:06 pm UTC (link)
You are surrounded by the greatest works of literature our country has to offer. You cannot possibly be bored.

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[info]playpretend_
2018-08-27 09:45 am UTC (link)
I'm not bored. I was stating a fact - a public health warning if you will. Whilst hopefully coaxing bored housewives out of their boring little houses.

Or coaxing bored pastry chefs into making more of those Earl Grey and elderberry swirls. Happy with either.

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[info]culinaryart
2018-08-28 12:41 am UTC (link)
Your dedication to the public never ceases to amaze me.

I hardly need coaxing. They are available for all patrons.

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[info]playpretend_
2018-08-29 07:44 pm UTC (link)
It's like noblesse oblige without the noblesse.

Yeah, I've heard your services are available to all patrons. Mea culpa.

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[info]culinaryart
2018-08-30 11:02 am UTC (link)
Very much without the noblesse.

Qui vivra verra.

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[info]playpretend_
2018-08-30 09:26 pm UTC (link)
And thank Circe for that.

Vox Nihili.

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[info]lioninthegarden
2018-08-26 01:16 am UTC (link)
There are lots of screenplays in that library. Find a new one. Or write your own.

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[info]playpretend_
2018-08-27 09:46 am UTC (link)
Career advise? Always thinking of others, aren't you, Marls?

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[info]lioninthegarden
2018-08-28 12:16 am UTC (link)
Well you say I don't look out for family, I'm trying to be a better person.

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[info]playpretend_
2018-08-29 07:45 pm UTC (link)
I am so proud of you, snookums.

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[info]lioninthegarden
2018-09-03 05:13 am UTC (link)
I'm so glad.

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[info]no_no_nolan
2018-08-26 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Only boring people get bored.

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[info]frogcollector
2018-08-27 12:13 am UTC (link)
Your penis is showing.

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[info]no_no_nolan
2018-08-27 12:15 am UTC (link)
So's your stupidity.

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[info]frogcollector
2018-08-27 12:18 am UTC (link)
I can read you like the books he’s not reading.

JUST BE NICE.

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[info]no_no_nolan
2018-08-27 12:28 am UTC (link)
What? I'm nice....I can be nice!

Please leave.

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[info]frogcollector
2018-08-27 12:34 am UTC (link)
You remember when I was talking nice with a certain someone? Hm?

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Flo | Nolan
[info]no_no_nolan
2018-08-27 12:36 am UTC (link)
Will you fucking stop? This is one of the only three good looking blokes left in this shitty country that I have a slim chance with. I don't need you mucking it up because you dug your own grave with Parkinson.

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Flo | Nolan
[info]frogcollector
2018-08-27 12:41 am UTC (link)
I AM TRYING TO HELP. You don’t need to be snarky allllll theeee timmeeeeeee.

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Flo | Nolan
[info]no_no_nolan
2018-08-27 12:43 am UTC (link)
I can seduce a guy on my own thank you.


...And even if you were helping, bloody saying my bloody fucking penis is showing is not help.

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Flo | Nolan
[info]frogcollector
2018-08-27 12:44 am UTC (link)
Are you foaming at the mouth right now?

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Flo | Nolan
[info]no_no_nolan
2018-08-27 12:45 am UTC (link)
No.

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Flo | Nolan
[info]frogcollector
2018-08-27 12:50 am UTC (link)
How actually mad are you?

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Flo | Nolan
[info]no_no_nolan
2018-08-27 12:55 am UTC (link)
...I'm not mad. Just peeved. You know, the usual.

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Flo | Nolan
[info]frogcollector
2018-08-27 12:58 am UTC (link)
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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Flo | Nolan
[info]no_no_nolan
2018-08-28 02:48 am UTC (link)
You know that means 'hugs and kisses' right?

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Flo | Nolan
[info]frogcollector
2018-08-28 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Yes.

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[info]playpretend_
2018-08-27 10:09 am UTC (link)
Mum, Dad, please stop fighting.

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[info]frogcollector
2018-08-28 12:28 am UTC (link)
Sorry, son. You know I hate when you witness these things.

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[info]playpretend_
2018-08-27 09:50 am UTC (link)
Then thumb-twiddling must be your chief pastime, considering you're the human equivalent of a drying wall lately.

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[info]no_no_nolan
2018-08-27 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Speak for yourself you stupid- ....no, that's bad

At least I've got a new coat of paint.

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