Pansy
You can still say it. I know you love me and my dickbox... But I love you too. As rotten as you can be sometimes.
Not bloody Lapland again, please. I have nightmares of that place of you putting those ridiculous antlers on my head so I looked like a bloody reindeer! Sun, sand, cocktails and you naked on the beach. Got it. I'll put that together, yeah? And when you pass your exam we'll get out of here.