I suppose that would be a strange thing to put on a recipe book.
I am mostly sure I won't try to crepe paper you. But I have a feeling you could stop me somehow.
I like me not on the ceiling too! Though I am halfway there already. I need to calm down. Oh! I can make bangers and mash! Then I'll get quite full and curl into a ball and fall asleep somewhere hopefully in my bed.
If I fall asleep somewhere else, you have my permission to leave me there!