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Saint Patrick ☘ (shamrocked_) wrote,
@ 2010-09-24 17:28:00

Current mood:	confused
Entry tags:	help!, two into one hagiographic personality, two patricks theory can bite me, well this isn't good

[Viewable to his brothers(this now includes Sebastian!), Saint Joan and Saint Agatha]

I...seem to be at the New York Public Library and I have no idea how I got here or why. I just found myself sitting on one of those rolling footstools in the religion section, with a handful of Garfield comic book treasuries, staring at books on Pope John Paul II.

I don't even like Garfield. He's not very joyful.

I haven't been drinking. I don't think. I don't remember. ~~I put the Garfield books back...~~

Please, don't tell Michael ~~I am losing it~~?

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Patrick

maidoforleans
2010-09-24 05:56 am UTC (link)

Okay, so, first thing is to calm down. Uh, take a deep breath or something. In and out, nice and slow. A few of them. Just chill. Weirder and worse things have happened, okay? I woke up in Cincinnati without my pants once, five days after I picked up a fifth of gin in Orlando. Some blanket confession to cover your bases and you'll be fine. Nobody's telling Michael, I promise.

Now tell me, are you okay? I can come get you. If I'm overreacting, I'm sorry- I sort of had a few beers tonight before I found this. I can still come get you, though.

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	Jo shamrocked_ 2010-09-24 07:13 am UTC (link)
	...right. I am happy to report I still have my pants. And I really don't think I had a drink. This is different. I'm okay. On one of the computers here, using a keyboard caked with who-knows-what, but I'm okay. Let me just find out what branch I'm at. Chatham Square Branch. 33 E Broadway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Patrick maidoforleans 2010-09-24 07:32 am UTC (link)
	Good, see- you're already two steps ahead of me! Count your blessings, kiddo. You feeling calm? I'll be there in just a sec. OOC: thread continue? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jo shamrocked_ 2010-09-24 07:35 am UTC (link)
	I'm feeling weirded out. ~~Least I didn't wake up in someone's bed this time.~~ Thank you. OOC: Heck yes! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Patrick maidoforleans 2010-09-24 07:42 am UTC (link)
	Don't think about it too much, except for the fact that blackouts happen to normal people, too. Could you be a dear and start it for me? :D :D :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jo shamrocked_ 2010-09-24 08:31 am UTC (link)
	I suppose they do. OOC: I tried, got one word in, and couldn't. Motivation fail. If you start it, I'll reply. Otherwise shrugs (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	OOC maidoforleans 2010-09-24 08:36 am UTC (link)
	I'll go and throw something lame up. \o/ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shallnotmove 2010-09-24 08:31 am UTC (link)
	Try and stay calm, Patrick. Remember that whatever is going on you're loved, adored and you have people who are standing beside you. Now I'm going to get a cab and I'm going to come get you. I'll be there as soon as I can but until then just try and keep breathing and wait for me. Everything is going to be okay. (And I won't say a word to Michael.) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shamrocked_ 2010-09-24 08:34 am UTC (link)
	Jo's on her way. I wouldn't say no to more company though. This is all so weird. (Thank you) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shallnotmove 2010-09-24 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Alright. I'll probably take longer to get to you than she will so just let her look after you until then. Do you know where the two of you are going to go? I can come there and meet you both. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shamrocked_ 2010-09-24 08:44 am UTC (link)
	I should go home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shallnotmove 2010-09-24 08:51 am UTC (link)
	I'll be there. God is with you, Patrick, and he loves you through everything. Never forgot that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dewi_sant 2010-09-24 08:57 am UTC (link)
	I think I need to chip you or something, Patrick, honestly! I will be waiting here with a pot of tea on for when you get home. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shamrocked_ 2010-09-24 09:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm actually not thinking this is a bad idea. Thank you, Dewi. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Patrick thelancer 2010-09-24 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gonna be waiting at the house with Dewi, all right? What's the last thing you remember? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	George shamrocked_ 2010-09-25 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, George. I remember going to work. (Reply to this) (Parent)