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Saint Patrick ☘ ([info]shamrocked_) wrote,
@ 2010-08-11 19:11:00

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Current mood: sick

Last night I vomited in a taxi cab. Which is apparently against their rules. And since I am clearly a rebel who was obviously trying to break the rules, I got fined quite a large amount of money for my trouble. I was already sick! Rub salt into my wounds, why don't you? It was my own fault though. Mea maxima culpa.

Now I feel uniquely queasy and I get to go teach a bunch of teenagers about hygiene.

Remind me why I drink again?


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[info]me_lucky_charms
2010-08-11 10:27 am UTC (link)
Because drinking is a national pastime.

How does your big daddy upstairs feel about this, Patrick?

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-11 10:28 am UTC (link)
Urgh.

I don't even.

But hello, Liam. How've you been?

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[info]me_lucky_charms
2010-08-11 10:29 am UTC (link)
Grrrreat! I had some rather excellent buns yesterday!

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-11 10:30 am UTC (link)
...I'm just going to let that one lie.

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[info]me_lucky_charms
2010-08-11 10:31 am UTC (link)
What? They were awesome.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-11 10:32 am UTC (link)
I'm sure they were, Flynny.

By the way, I keep having dreams I'm being chased by several twelve-foot tall leprechauns. Please keep your dream-dwelling, gigantic kin away from me.

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[info]me_lucky_charms
2010-08-11 10:33 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-11 10:34 am UTC (link)
This is helpful.

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[info]me_lucky_charms
2010-08-11 10:35 am UTC (link)
AAHHAH I'm sorry!

Ahem. I have no gigantic kin. I do have a hairy human, but he doesn't haunt dreams. I think it's all in the drink, Patty.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-11 10:35 am UTC (link)
It probably is.

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[info]thelancer
2010-08-11 11:42 am UTC (link)
Patty, this is why you use the bus or the subway. Public transportation is better for the environment and you can throw up all you want there.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-12 01:32 am UTC (link)
Do you know that on the subway I look like I have a target painted on my chest. I have been mugged and pickpocketed more times-

You're right, though. The vomit wouldn't have been noteworthy.

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[info]thelancer
2010-08-12 03:26 am UTC (link)
You've got to get a tough haircut. One that says 'I might be wanted for something. Don't mug me. I know dangerous people.'

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-12 05:02 am UTC (link)
My tresses!! They're precious, Georgie! I could sculpt them into a Mohawk though. Is that intimidating?

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[info]thelancer
2010-08-12 05:57 am UTC (link)
It would be a very tall Mohawk, so I say yes.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-12 06:12 am UTC (link)
I could use it as a weapon!

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[info]maidoforleans
2010-08-11 02:35 pm UTC (link)
Gatorade, man. Drink Gatorade the morning after a bender and it'll get rid of at least some of the hangover.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-12 01:33 am UTC (link)
And I thought I knew all the tricks.

I do love red flavour.

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[info]maidoforleans
2010-08-12 01:38 am UTC (link)
You just haven't tried ~science~! It's something about electrolytes, and I can tell you that I've never had a hangover that Gatorade couldn't cure.

You blasphemer. Blue is the only way.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-12 02:01 am UTC (link)
See, here I was going with the eat some baked beans or dance backwards in the moonlight while mooing kind of cures. They're not so effective... I never thought to try science. It's all modern and newfangled and it uses words like electrolytes.

I should mix them and make purple! See me be a peacemaker?!

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[info]maidoforleans
2010-08-12 02:24 am UTC (link)
All the widdershins and greasy breakfasts in the world can't trump science, my friend.

Peace? Don't your people have some kind of rule against that?

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-08-12 02:27 am UTC (link)
Har har har, this would be why one feels the need to point it out when it happens!

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