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Saint Patrick ☘ ([info]shamrocked_) wrote,
@ 2010-11-19 15:27:00

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Current mood: giggly
Entry tags:*neil, lol got ur journal, revenge is a dish best served now

Hello.

You don't know me (unless you're Joey, oh hai), but I am Neil and I work with Patrick who, silly boy that he is, left his laptop on at work. And do you know what he did then? He proceeded to fall asleep across his desk. Which is actually quite appealing, but that's neither here nor there.

I've stolen his computer and it's done nothing. Then I put kleenex in his mouth and it did nothing, though it looks absolutely hilarious. He's still sleeping. So I am contemplating writing WASH ME across his forehead. Not because he needs a wash, but because that's what people write on cars and I am, essentially, a product of my age. And very deep, if you can't tell.

This is all revenge for making me deal with a lunch room full of hungry pre-teens alone, by the way. And if you've never had to deal with it, you can never understand!



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[info]cup_of_joseph
2010-11-19 02:48 am UTC (link)
Whatever you do, don't write 'Eat Me' on there.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-11-19 02:49 am UTC (link)
How very vulgar, Mr. Van der Berg. I would never!

Om nom nom!

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[info]cup_of_joseph
2010-11-19 02:54 am UTC (link)
Of course not, you're the very picture of innocence.

He didn't swallow that kleenex, did he?

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-11-19 02:55 am UTC (link)
I'm a vision!

It's on his lips. It keeps flapping in the breeze when he snores!

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[info]cup_of_joseph
2010-11-19 02:58 am UTC (link)
Always.

Oh, Patrick. I hope he's actually getting some good sleep in. Even if he isn't what he's supposed to be getting paid for...

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-11-19 03:00 am UTC (link)
He's been at it for a few hours now. I haven't the heart to actually wake him.

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[info]dawnstar
2010-11-19 02:50 am UTC (link)
Cute.

Do me a favor, when he wakes tell him Lucas Dawn says hello.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-11-19 02:53 am UTC (link)
Sure thing, Lucas!

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[info]dawnstar
2010-11-19 02:55 am UTC (link)
Thank you dear Neil. I'm a horrible old friend of his, and been out of contact since forever. This is entirely my fault so can you tell me what he does now and where he works?

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-11-19 02:57 am UTC (link)
You're a horrible old friend? I can't see why he'd want you looking him up then! lol

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[info]dawnstar
2010-11-19 03:00 am UTC (link)
I said that wrong, you'll have to forgive me. I'm still new at this internet thing. I meant that I am horrible for not keeping in contact with him, but I've known him for a while.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-11-19 03:05 am UTC (link)
I figured, I'm just being cheeky.

We work at a youth shelter [address details here since no one jumped in to stop him >:D] though if you're going to visit, today's probably not so good since he's asleep and all.

How do you know each other? Did he rescue you off the streets like he did me?

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[info]dawnstar
2010-11-19 03:12 am UTC (link)
I'm terribly busy today but I'll drop by tomorrow. Do let him know to expect me.

No not quite, we met a long time ago.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-11-19 03:16 am UTC (link)
Okey dokey! I'll let him know!

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[info]dawnstar
2010-11-19 03:19 am UTC (link)
Thank you dear Neil.

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[info]desertworship
2010-11-19 11:47 am UTC (link)
Yeah but you've never had to deal with a hungry teenager who is thousands of years old. I think you're supposed to write OWNED across his head.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-11-19 11:54 am UTC (link)
Isn't that only if he passes out from the drink?

Though it is very tempting.

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[info]desertworship
2010-11-19 12:06 pm UTC (link)
I'm fuzzy on the rules, but do it anyway.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-11-19 12:30 pm UTC (link)
Can I blame it on you when he wakes up?

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[info]desertworship
2010-11-19 12:34 pm UTC (link)
The stranger you've met and don't even know the name of? I don't see why not.

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[info]shamrocked_
2010-11-19 12:57 pm UTC (link)
Exactly! Blame it on a stranger!

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