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Saint Patrick ☘ ([info]shamrocked_) wrote,
@ 2012-12-18 07:28:00

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Current mood: confused
Entry tags:ella the beautiful, mairead is wonderful, making excellent life choices, seriously what in the hell?, teenagers are terrifiying, this is why we can't have nice things

Well.

Mairead came by my office yesterday and she begged and begged for me to go to a movie with her so she didn't have to go alone. So I agreed. Little did I know that before me laid my doom.

She took me to see that Eclipse or Crescent Moon or Breaking Down or whatever the hell that Twilight movie is. I am personally horrified by Edward's eyebrows. Oh yeah, and everything else about him. And everyone. What in the world are those movies about?! From what I can tell, a young woman just decides to give up her family and die for a really old dude who cares more about himself than he does about her. Oh and this werewolf guy is in love with a baby who grows fast. I am going to have nightmares for years.

Meanwhile, Mairead can't stop talking about how it's romantic. Every time I spend time with her it reminds me that Ella will be a teenager some day and will she be in love with asshole vampires?! Because I can turn people into foxes!* AND I WILL!



*I don't actually know if I can do this.


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[info]ohgoth
2012-12-17 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Breaking Down seems like an apt title.

I am also horrified by this Edward character. Eyebrows included. He's not even a nice pale. He's a...sparkly pale.

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[info]shamrocked_
2012-12-17 07:43 pm UTC (link)
I think so too, because it was what I was doing.

Exactly and I usually love sparkly things.

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[info]ohgoth
2012-12-17 07:48 pm UTC (link)
I usually love vampires. Dracula, in particular. But this-

I feel as if I had- an ice cream cone or something, and someone just started pissing on it.

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[info]shamrocked_
2012-12-17 08:26 pm UTC (link)
I find them fascinating and spooky.

...that's gross.

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[info]ohgoth
2012-12-17 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Fascinating. Spooky. Dark. It's something I've always liked incorporating into my aesthetic.

I feel gross. :(

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[info]pacifythehunger
2012-12-17 09:13 pm UTC (link)
You should consider how I feel.

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[info]ohgoth
2012-12-17 09:26 pm UTC (link)
If you're a vampire, then I'd imagine you'd feel quite a lot worse.

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[info]pacifythehunger
2012-12-17 09:30 pm UTC (link)
I am The Vampire, thank you.

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[info]ohgoth
2012-12-17 09:34 pm UTC (link)
That is the best thing.

Ever.

Hi, I'm Goth. Huge, huge fan.

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[info]pacifythehunger
2012-12-17 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh yes, quite delighted. There's three of us, actually. There's me, Johnathan, Nos, the eldest, and of course Edward our resident idiot.

You've helped us so we'll consider you a friend.

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[info]ohgoth
2012-12-17 09:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear. There's only two of us. I'm Sebastiane, and there's a young, teenagery thing called Suspiria. And a puppy. Named Bauhaus.

Oh, anytime.

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[info]famedhistory
2012-12-17 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Ella will be a teenager with Greek blood in her. Vampires are the very least of my worries.

I have a rant about those movies but I love you and I won't make you sit through it. I'd love to talk to this Mairead of yours though.

Also, I may have purchased a tiny kitten. Ella's enthralled. Waiting for the holiday is apparently not a thing I can do.

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[info]shamrocked_
2012-12-18 08:32 am UTC (link)
Oh goodness me.

I think Mairead could use a talk! She just thought my horror was amusing. And you know I would listen to anything you wanted to say, beautiful.

Kitten! I love kittens!

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[info]famedhistory
2012-12-18 08:43 am UTC (link)
That's about how I feel. How young do you think is too young for that talk?

You're lovely. I just want to meet her. She seems important to you.

She doesn't have a name yet so you can help name her if you like.

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[info]shamrocked_
2012-12-18 08:54 am UTC (link)
Well probably one is too young...

She's really sweet and her family is going through so much. I do what I can.

I would like that! Should I come over?

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[info]famedhistory
2012-12-18 09:01 am UTC (link)
Probably. Can't help but worry though.

I know. I would like to help you with that.

I'd like that. Plus its a good enough excuse to have you here. I like your company.

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[info]shamrocked_
2012-12-19 12:07 am UTC (link)
Well we can be as honest and open as we can be.

You are pretty darn amazing.

I like it too! I will be there soon!

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[info]famedhistory
2012-12-19 01:17 am UTC (link)
I know. I know.

I try to be. I figure it's the least you can do for putting up with my habit of going 'but it's wrong'. Or you know any day where I've watched Ancient Aliens. Seriously, you need to block that channel for me.

My clever plan was successful!

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[info]shamrocked_
2012-12-19 07:56 am UTC (link)
But you are so cute when you are telling me how wrong everyone is!

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[info]pacifythehunger
2012-12-17 09:13 pm UTC (link)
They are a disgrace to the name. Worse is I must now deal with Edward who does nothing but gloat.

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[info]pacifythehunger
2012-12-17 09:14 pm UTC (link)
I can't help if I'm popular old man.

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[info]pacifythehunger
2012-12-17 09:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm letting Lukas use you as a chew toy.

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[info]newjersey_devil
2012-12-17 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I love watching you guys bicker sometimes. It's hilarious.

This, and chasing Mr. Teen Denial Wolf. Good times.

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[info]ohgoth
2012-12-17 09:27 pm UTC (link)
...an Edward, hm?

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[info]pacifythehunger
2012-12-17 09:31 pm UTC (link)
He's about as useful as you think he is.

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[info]ohgoth
2012-12-17 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Does he whine quite a lot and tell you you're old?

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[info]pacifythehunger
2012-12-17 09:38 pm UTC (link)
All the bloody time. We solve it by letting Lukas use him as a chew toy. Quite amusing watching it, really.

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[info]ohgoth
2012-12-17 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Ah. Then I have an Edward as well. The only way I've been able to shut him up so far is to remind him that he used to dress like he fell into a Hot Topic.

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[info]shamrocked_
2012-12-18 08:32 am UTC (link)
I feel for you.

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[info]_glamtastic_
2012-12-17 09:50 pm UTC (link)
If I'm really drunk, I can choke down the fact that he sparkles. After all, I am the Queen of Sparkles. But that whole baby Renesmee thing (and seriously, what the fuck is up with that name?!) makes me turn tail and run. It's the cherry on a crap sundae.

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[info]shamrocked_
2012-12-18 08:30 am UTC (link)
THE CGI BABY WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER! And then Jacob joking about marrying her when she was clearly ten years old-looking. Ew.

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[info]monster_slayer
2012-12-18 12:06 am UTC (link)
It's not true love until you break into someone's house and stand over them while they sleep.

If you had a way to un-fox people as well, I would totally request to be a fox for a little while. It sounds fun.

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[info]shamrocked_
2012-12-18 08:31 am UTC (link)
*shudders* I didn't even know he did that!

You know, Aine could probably do that. I wouldn't want to risk it. I could take you for a walk to the park and you could jump on things.

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[info]monster_slayer
2012-12-18 11:30 pm UTC (link)
He does that. He is a creepy dude.

That would also be fun, haha. Oh! Hey, is it okay if Mary stays with us for a little while? The heat in her apartment is broken and she's going to turn into an ice cube.

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[info]shamrocked_
2012-12-19 12:07 am UTC (link)
Ew.

Of course it's okay! No frozen Mary.

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