If I go to the parade I will spend the rest of the week in bed unable to move because of party hangover. I forget that on the day though, so whomever I happen to be with has to stop me from going several times. FUN! And then even though I don't drink at all, I get to weather everyone else's drunk brain and then the next day I have everyone else's hangover.
Oh and I spontaneously shoot confetti all over the place without meaning to.