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Saint Patrick ☘ (shamrocked_) wrote,
@ 2022-01-22 01:43:00

Current mood:

shocked

Backdated to the 5th of Jan
[Thalia]

LYRA GOT MARRIED AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?!

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amusing_muse
2022-01-22 01:07 am UTC (link)

They're so cute! Okay well do you think we should get them a fun present or a practical present? I mean I know practical present makes the most sense or, like, money, I guess that's the most useful gift, but you know me, I can't pass up a fun present. And they had an impulse wedding so I feel like they're the kind of kids who'd appreciate a tandem skydiving experience or something, you know? Except maybe not skydiving specifically in case her boy is scared of heights.

Or we could get them one of each? Both? Both is good.

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shamrocked_
2022-01-22 10:32 am UTC (link)

I don't know him! I'm worried, what if he's weird?!

...actually don't answer that because I'm weird.

Right, okay okay okay I'm breathing, you think this is fine? Is this fine? Thalia, is this fine?!

Let's...let's go fun. I don't know if she would accept a skydiving experience though. Not because she wouldn't like it! She doesn't like people spending money on her. I think she got that from me too.

Both is good.

This is fine, right?

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amusing_muse
2022-01-22 12:28 pm UTC (link)

Aw, babe. It's fine, it's all good. They're kids, it was Vegas, sometimes one thing just leads to another! And she's gonna introduce you to him, right? So you can meet him and make sure he's not some kind of opera house-haunting gremlin. (That's a joke, just to be clear! I am 150% confident Lyra didn't marry the Phantom of the Opera, everything is fine.)

Okay, so no extravagant gifts, got it. How about a couple comp tickets for Farcical? Meal and a show? And, I dunno, I just googled "practical wedding presents" and all the results are either boring as ass or, like... this.

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shamrocked_
2022-01-22 12:33 pm UTC (link)

If she DID marry the Phantom of the Opera, think of the residuals though! That was also a joke! Thank you. You're right. I hope she didn't rush into something and it ends up bad, but if it does we'll be there. And we'll be supportive through it all.

OOoh, that sounds perfect!

Also I really want to get that table thing for clio now, just to see how she and Will react. HAhahhahahahaha!

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	amusing_muse 2022-01-23 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I mean, who among us hasn't gotten impulse-married in Vegas? The important thing is she's into it! If she changes her mind later, that's cool too. We just gotta let her know we have her back no matter what. It's $3k or it would already be in my shopping cart. Although who am I trying to kid, I've spent way more than $3k on a joke before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shamrocked_ 2022-01-24 10:18 am UTC (link)
	...well me, but I have this thing against it. But you're right, as long as she's happy and if she changes her mind we'll be there! You're the best, Thalia. Thank you. IT'S 3K!?!?!?!?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amusing_muse 2022-01-25 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Anytime, sunshine! 🧡☀️ You got this, you're gonna dad it outta the park! oooh have I not introduced you to the wild world of expensively hideous and hideously expensive Anthropologie shit?! Check it out: matching $900 chair! Another chair with an identity crisis! $900 frankendresser! $400 reject teapot! $15k iPhone dock! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shamrocked_ 2022-01-25 02:38 am UTC (link)
	As long as I have you with me. Oh. Thalia? I'm uncomfortable. HAHAHHahhaha that fucking teapot! (Reply to this) (Parent)