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Featuring some of the greatest lines from The Scatsbury’s “Skyrim Randomness” videos on YouTube! I’m only making these for the voiced parts, so each of these sections will be marked with which video they’re from, specifically!

SKYRIM RANDOMNESS VIDEO 5

“What the FUCK is THAT THING? OH MY GOD. KILL IT! KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL HIM! HOLY SHIT.”
“Oh, it’s all so beautiful and serene… AND THEN THERE’S THAT.”
“Yes! Someone do something! Because I sure as hell didn’t.”
“Ugh. FIIIIINEEEEE.”
“So I heard the funniest story the other day… Are you even listening?!”
“Okay… Okay. I’ll do it. I’LL DO IT.”
“Shit, now it’s chasing me, you asshole!”
“WHAT IS GOING ON?!”

SKYRIM RANDOMNESS VIDEO 6

“It’s quiet. Too quiet. Shit… SHIT.”
“Why am I bleeding?”
“Who’s shooting at me? He is! It is…”
“We are in no danger, whatsoever.”
“I think something’s wrong.”
“Wait… Is that a WEREWOLF?”
“Ohhhh my god. It is GONE. It is so gone! Wow. WOW. Where the hell??”
“Oh my god, don’t tell me this is gonna work!”
“Oh god, it’s working… That is so sad.”
“That is so awesome! And it’s dead!”
“So, that really was not supposed to work.”
“I’m just going to assume this has been a drug-induced dream.”
“Fucking skooma.”
“And so the adventurer wanders… Wait a second, was that? [ dragon swoops in ] (Insert something along the lines of ‘JESUS FUCKING CHRIST’ here)!!!”
“Do it. I’m getting tired of waiting!”
( muffled ) “I’m stuck under the mammoth!”
“I just want to mention… That’s a really bad position to die in.”
“No! I won’t let you! I’ve seen that look in your eyes, before!”

SKYRIM RANDOMNESS VIDEO 7

“I’m not supposed to be in here, I know! I know!”
“I just stole a cabbage. What do you think about that?”
“Uhm… ( nervous laughter ) Did I just see a horse fall from the sky?”
“Why does shit like this happen to me?!”
“GERONIM- OH SHIT. Haha, I miscalculated that terribly.”
“But it’s okay, I’m alive!”
“I’m an ABOMINATION.”
“Abomination coming through!”
“I can explain! I… I’ve had a rough day.”
“Stay back. HAVE AT THEE!”
”On second thought… Yes, you. You handle them!”
“Well done. This way, follow me!”
“Of course I know where I’m going!”
“See? I found a door! My plan all along, clearly.”
“I thought I heard someone… A-HA!”
“OH MY GOD, what the fuck is that?! I did not sign up for this!”
“Oh-ho-ho… OUCH. How did you twist like that?”
“I’ll be dead if you need me.”
“We all know that had to be done.”
“It is quickly becoming apparent that I have a problem.” (possibly followed by)
“Okay… More than one problem.”
“AHHHHH it hurts, (pained laughing) oh god it hurts!”
“Oh god… Not the right way out!”
“This is not going anywhere.”
“That’s not creepy at all.”
“I miscalculated that! … And that. That’ll happen.”
“Oh, this is it! This is the ship that takes me to Morrowind!”
“I get to go back to Solstheim! I get to go back to Morrowind!”
“Cats are excellent swimmers. We all know that.”
“… And, he’s dead.”
“Well, it was nice knowing him, but I gotta go back to Morrowind.”
“Oh, I’m sure I will find a way to not totally butcher this beautiful experience.”
“I’ve come to expect that from you, so whatever.”

SKYRIM RANDOMNESS VIDEO 8

“You’re such a dumbass.“
“It’s sad that this has been going on for like a minute.”
“You’d think he’d notice a pattern.”
“Oh look at them! Aren’t they gorgeous?”
“At least it’s not me, so I’m okay.”
“Oh look! Heyyy, jerk! How’s it going? You take care of that. Good luck!”
“Soooo, um… Where the hell were you?”
“Oh, I’ll take you somewhere warm…”
“What is going on, here?!”
“What do you want from me?!”
“What could you have for me?”
“And back! From our long and tiresome journey.”
“Shuddup. Don’t you ever question me.”
“Okay.. what the hell? Did I just see that?”
“Does he just DO this?”
“Oh don’t let that stop you… Just fuckin’ kill him.”
“Aw crap, now I’ve pissed them off, haven’t I?”
“Why ruin one thing when you can just ruin everything?”
“Fatal arrow to the knee.”
“Stop committing genocide! I can’t take you anywhere!”
“Oh, did you see that look? ‘This guy can wait’.”
“You’re more trouble than you’re worth, you know that?”
“I’m going to give you a little love-tap.”
“I don’t know what I thought would happen… BUT NOT THAT.”
“This town is so fucked, I don’t even know what’s going on!”
“I don’t know what that was, but I killed it!”
“That actually worked surprisingly well.”
“The fact I just got away with that is awesome!”

SKYRIM RANDOMNESS VIDEO 9

“HAHAHA… Oh my god… Are you- Are you okay??”
“We should probably go inside.”
“If anyone asks… He was killed by lightning.”
“Can you fight back? Can you still shoot an arrow?”
“Maybe someone in Solitude can help you… But I doubt it.”
“Get the fuck out from under that horse!”
“The fact that I even just had to say that.”
“Do me a favor. When we get in town, keep your distance so people won’t know we’re associated.”
“Okay, I don’t remember them ever being here…”
“Mommy always says… ‘Go run outside with your pickaxe!’“
“Abandoned shack? That’s interesting. Maybe.”
“I don’t know what that was all about.”
“The next time I even think about saving a woman in distress, just remind me to punch myself in the face.”
“Well I suppose you’re just COMPLETELY UNFAZED by everything you see.”
“Dead woman? Dead dragon? Nothing?”
“Now don’t take this personally… I only did that because I HATE YOU.”
“THERE CAN’T ALWAYS BE SOMETHING BEHIND ME.”
“I’m just gonna start walking everywhere so I won’t have nightmares!”
“Wow, all that point-blank target practice paid off.”
( everything is awful ) “Help? Help with what? That’s an odd thing to shout when there’s nothing wrong.”
“Fatal arrow to the knee… seems to be your specialty.”
“I saw a mudcrab the other day.”

SKYRIM RANDOMNESS VIDEO 10 & 11

VIDEO 10

“Well that made sense…”
“You’re fine… but my horse! My horse…”
“I’d really hate to be the person that has to explain this.”
“What is this guy doing??”
“When I’m looking at corpses, I don’t think… ‘MMM, bread!’“
“What the… oooh, that’s pretty.”
“Oh yeah, that looks comfortable!”
“Oooh, now she’s pissed.”
“Whyyyy… why do I even bother?”
“He offered to give me crabs.”
“Don’t do that. It annoys me when you behead people behind me.”
“That was kind of weird.”
“WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!”

VIDEO 11

“I so much as blink wrong, and you explode.”
“Now I just trip on a pebble and all of Tamriel ignites.”
“I wish you could see how stupid you look.”
“He’s providing a different kind of service now.”
“I didn’t realize it was THAT kind of tavern.”
“If it’s a lady you’re looking for, you best look elsewhere.”
“The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful, is what it is.”
“I meant to do that.”
“Voices! Stay quiet.”
“I was trying to make it better! But I made it worse.”
“Oh no, no, no, no, no, this is so wrong.”
“Don’t give me that look.”
“YES! Let’s do this!”
“No. Not even going to ask.”
“What is this… A LIVING THING? (growls at it)”
“Don’t you run from me, don’t you ever run from me!”
“An Imperial Courier… WHOOPS.”
“Oh, stop shouting. Get off my lawn!”
“That’s Solitude! Only a few more minutes, now.”

SKYRIM RANDOMNESS VIDEO 12

“Ah… so beautiful, so peaceful. Like being in a dream…”
“A dream where there is some MESSED UP SHIT on that hill.”
“Come here! Come see the stupid thing!”
“Fucking… Furry land mine!”
“I don’t know what just happened… I don’t know what to say! Do you know what to say? No one knows!”
“I don’t care… I can’t care.”
“YEP! CHANGED MY MIND. Let’s go!”
“No… I hate joy.”
“I’m still rooting for the dragon.”
“Oh crikey, isn’t it gorgeous?”
“Now ain’t this a surprise?”
“Forsworn… IT’S A FORSWORN.”
“HE FOLLOWED ME. Can I keep him?”
“I just witnessed a murder.”
“SHOW ME THE DUCKS.”
“If this is anything less than Alduin, I hate you forever.”
“Wow, I’m almost pissed off at how beautiful that is.”
“I see a living person so I can’t tolerate that…”