[If you say that out loud he'll murder you. Blast you away.] [It takes him a while to wash himself and the shorts, and also takes a moment to calm himself down from how embarrassed he still feels. But okay, round two, except now the shorts are wet and were even harder to put on. At least he's sure he won't do that again.]
...Sorry for the delay. [This time he doesn't waste time in getting closer to the bed and where he is.]