Just a psychotic girl and I won't get lost in your world .
Jessica McGillicuddy | Twenty-four | Unemployed
• Born Jessica Kathleen McGillicuddy on October 19, 1984 in Atlanta, Georgia. She was the youngest child and second girl in the McGillicuddy clan. She was also unplanned and unexpected. From the time that she was born, she had a mouth the size of Texas and was not afraid to run around with out any stitch of clothing on her body.
• An independent and free spirit, Jessica had a tendency to get into trouble as a child. She liked to punch boys, pull her skirt over her head, and hide fake bugs in the school cafeteria food. Her parents secretly called Jessica their “problem child” around all their hoity toity lawyer and school teacher friends.
• In middle school, Jessica joined the band and kissed her first boy. His name was Bobby Gershin and he played the trumpet. His mouth tasted like Cool Ranch Doritos and Jessica threw up in the girl’s restroom right after. A lot of people blamed it on the nacho bar they’d had at lunch that day, but Jessica hasn’t been able to eat Doritos since.
• A small frog tattoo “suddenly just appeared, dad, I swear” on Jessica’s right shoulder blade during the summer before her junior year of high school. She was grounded for the entire year, but it was okay because she snuck out her window and climbed down the tree next to her bedroom. All the splinters were so worth it, too.
• After graduation, Jessica enrolled in community college. She decided to major in nursing and managed to stick to it for two years because she was partnered with the cutest guy in the class and often got the chance to feel him up.
• When she got her first job in a hospital, she fainted fifteen minutes in. She’d managed to forget that the sight of blood made her a little queasy. She tried to keep it up as a nurse, but after the third concussion, she decided the health field was not for her.
• Got a DUI one night, shortly after getting a job at the local police station answering phones. She tried to flirt her way out of the ticket and ended up spending a week in jail when her parents tried to make an example out of the situation and not bail her out.
• Started working at a daycare shortly after the DUI charges were dropped. It probably wasn’t the best job for Jessica, either, seeing as how she pretty much hates kids. It wasn't long before she decided she couldn’t take much more of it.
• Deciding to get the heck out of dodge before she got thrown in jail and not bailed out again, Jessica decided to move to California and move in with her older sister. Too bad her sister hadn’t been in on the plans when Jessica got on the plane heading for Los Angeles.
• Has a secret smoking habit and a tendency to drink way too much. She’s trying to develop some better self-control, but she can’t help that she likes to have fun. She's also legitimately been to a few AA and SA (sexaholics anonymous) meetings, and not just to meet guys.
• Never been in a serious, long-term, committed relationship. She’s never sat still long enough to do so, and she doesn’t see the point in having one. She loves to be wooed by men, but she’s something of a serial dater.
• Might be considered a southern belle upon first impression, but after further investigation, one would discover that Jessica is just one of the guys. She knows how to have fun and rejects all the southern, conservative morals that she was raised on.
• Has an amazingly dry and sarcastic sense of humor, and is very outgoing. She can strike up (and usually does) a conversation with anyone. That being said, she maintains very few friends because she has a fear of commitment and trust issues.
• While she currently has no steady source of income, she’s still searching for what makes her happy. She doesn’t feel her purpose in life is to work. The bumper sticker on her green ’89 Toyota Corolla says, “I don’t wanna work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.”
• Aspires to get another tattoo, travel to Antarctica, be on a reality television show, live in a tent for a year, write a book, become a rapper, buy a goldfish, break her facebook addiction, meet Hugh Laurie and do him, fall in love (which is a secret aspiration), and make her parents proud.