Pride

I have learned to live with one dog watching me shower.

Not entirely sure yet what I should do when there are two.

Let not your minds wander too far.


[Infidelity]
I feel I should apologise for this despite the fact that you have a horrible impulsive streak that strikingly resembles your mother's and tried to kill me with what looked suspiciously like a stolen vehicle.

Here is my driver's number. I only engage his services four or five times a year, so call him when it suits your schedule. Spend a day or three in town and pick up what you like - he'll take care of the bills.

Regardless, it was nice to have seen and spoken with you in the flesh, as it were. Take care, and do try and stay out of trouble.

The gates of hell reopen, and the first thing the released fugitives do is flock to the internet.

I was unaware of how exciting it was down there. I must have missed out.