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Tweak says, "Drink up me hearties, yo ho!"

crazy bitch. (__pop_r0x) wrote,
@ 2009-06-05 01:34:00

Current mood:

weird

Gross.
Today, when I was working, some kid drew a picture of a stick figure that looked a lot like me and a stick figure that looked a lot like him (with, what I'm guessing, was a grossly exaggerated picture of his junk) having sex. I know it was me and him because he labeled each stick figure as 'You' and 'Me' and slipped it into a book called 'The History of Sex'.

Why do all the UCLA freaks hang out in the UCLA library when I'm working?! And why do they all want to stick-figure rape me? I don't get it.

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	r0me0_a_g0_g0 2009-06-05 02:10 am UTC (link)
	wow, talk about subtle (Reply to this) (Thread)

	__pop_r0x 2009-06-05 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I wish. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	foxy__roxie 2009-06-05 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	ROFL. Maybe next time you'll luck out and hook an art major. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	__pop_r0x 2009-06-05 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hopefully. I mean, I can appreciate a good piece of erotic art just as much as the next person. But, seriously? When you've got boobs and a dick drawn onto a stick? Just doesn't do it for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foxy__roxie 2009-06-05 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	There's totally something to be said for the effort a guy's willing to put into illustrating his sexual prowess. A girl can't live on boobs and dick alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	__pop_r0x 2009-06-05 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	I guess. Maybe if he hadn't been so creepy looking and actually talked to me I would have been a little less inclined to call him a creep. Very true. You also need alcohol and chocolate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_carrgovro108 2009-06-05 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, it was actually me (Reply to this) (Thread)

	__pop_r0x 2009-06-05 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	You had a very good disguise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_carrgovro108 2009-06-05 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	I have a team of experts on my side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	__pop_r0x 2009-06-05 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	If you wanna have stick figure sex with me, you coulda just asked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_carrgovro108 2009-06-05 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Well, there's nothing stick-like about me, I hear. Asking is out. Uncertainty isn't my thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	__pop_r0x 2009-06-05 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	You hear? Who the heck told you that? I think you can be pretty certain what my answer would be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_carrgovro108 2009-06-05 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	More than once. A big desperate yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_benji 2009-06-05 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	I would've laughed at him and been like 'really? you're so small down there' and laughed hysterically at him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)