[0023: x-servers]
I would like everyone in this mansion to know that the minifridge in my office has now been lowjacked to the wall, because I'm tired of it being unplugged every time I step out of my office. Pranks stop now.

On to more important things. The new school year in upon us. I'm doing upgrades over the next couple of days so the wireless internet may be spotty at certain times. Wired connections should not be affected though.

Also, I'm still offended about how bad you all at pirating copyrighted materials from the internet I'm to remind you all that internet piracy is uncool.

Please tell me I don't have to embed that awful PSA about stealing purses and cars here.