[0001: X-servers]
Official Announcement: Due to a couple recent events, I'll be touching base with all the teams about updating all the security, communication, and computer systems we currently have installed. I've finished the code, but it needs some testing before installation. At that time, I'll be heading to all your HQs to install it. It's shouldn't take long; at most a couple of days to make sure everything is up and running as it should be. I'll email team leaders later in the week for good dates for me to head in their direction. I have to do something more with my time. I lost the signal of that transmission somewhere in Manila.

Minor Official Announcement: Alright so the new chat client is ready to officially be used by everyone. You should have gotten an email with download instructions if you want to use it. It doesn't have a name yet though. Whoever thinks of the best name gets the prize of having named it.

Very Less Than Important Announcement: That new kid is right. Star Wars Chopsticks are almost the coolest thing ever. I once got a plastic lightsaber spoon out of a cereal box. The spoon bit was clear and when you hit a button on the side it glowed. That was the coolest thing ever until my mom threw it out.

Unofficial Announcement: NO TOUCHING IN THE TECH ROOM. Whoever unplugged my mini-fridge and drank all my Red Bull is going to find that the Danger Room has been programmed to very much NOT like them.

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