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[29 May 2017|10:35am] |
I hear in Siberia they have yeti wrestling. You wrestle a fucking YETI and if you survive, they throw you this big parade and a party and give you money and everybody in town wants to have sex with you. I think I could do it. I mean, yeti are big fuckers but like...they aren't so tough! Right? I remember in Care of Magical Creatures class that they melt if you spit on them. Or maybe those were bog worms...
EITHER WAY! Pretty sure I could do it.
Fair warning, I may be very inebriated right now.
( Private to Remus )
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