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Kellan Richard Bundy (_burnitdown) wrote,
@ 2014-02-13 12:40:00

Trash

Eligible my solid fucking arse

Who reads that shi

If only it weren't against the law to make people disappear without probable cause.

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	mynameismandy 2014-02-13 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps you could come up with probable cause? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_burnitdown 2014-02-13 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	I doubt my boss would sign off on that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mynameismandy 2014-02-13 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Too bad. Of course, you're a famous eligible bachelor now... I hear the elite are treated differently. You'll ALWAYS be able to get a table at the posh restaurants. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_burnitdown 2014-02-13 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	I rarely go out as it is. Might just become a hermit at this rate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mynameismandy 2014-02-13 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Also not a bad option. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pennyforthem 2014-02-13 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	There's a good reason that law exists. There is however, no law against getting your drink on. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_burnitdown 2014-02-13 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure it's quite valid in most situations. As for drinking, Verity's been after me about attending that singles' night at The Quaffle. You know me, though. Mister Antisocial. They probably should've mentioned that in the article. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pennyforthem 2014-02-13 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	You should go! I wouldn't describe you as anti-social; you're a rather lovely conversationalist. Tell them you brood and ah..have deep waters. Go to the singles night Kell. You might meet someone and would that really be so bad? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_burnitdown 2014-02-13 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	After ten years of knowing someone maybe. I'm better than I used to be, at least. I'll think about it. But yes, it would be. ~~Probably.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pennyforthem 2014-02-13 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	You are. Go forth young Bundy and flirt up a storm. Kellan \| Penny What gives? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_burnitdown 2014-02-13 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know about this flirting business. Kellan \| Penny Having gone this long without really dating anyone, I'm not sure I want to start now. I'm no good at flirting or being fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pennyforthem 2014-02-13 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	I have some books on the subject? Kellan \| Penny Datings not necessarily about that; its about having someone to talk to, who will listen and perhaps share a cuddle with of an evening in front of the fire. Is that something you'd like? But its got to be your decision, don't let me or anyone position you into doing something you're uncomfortable doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_burnitdown 2014-02-13 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	No. Kellan \| Penny See, when put like that - sitting by the fire and such - it isn't half so terrifying. But you've got to get to know someone to reach that point. I seem to have trouble with that bit. Job obligations or baggage or whatever, there's a reason. Anyway, I've never felt pressured by you. So there's that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Kellan | Penny

pennyforthem
2014-02-13 07:25 pm UTC (link)

I haven't been in one since the war but if you find the right person, it shouldn't be scary. Not down to your bones terrifying. You've known me for years Kells and I think you're a lovely bloke. Some witch or wizard is going to hit the jackpot with you and really, if you can put up with me foisting myself onto you when we were younger, you can handle anything.

Why not start with people you feel comfortable with? Make a list of all the people you are comfortable with, remove those in relationships and then factor in your biological reaction to their aesthetics untl you've a short list. Ask V to invite them to the singles night and see how it goes?

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	Kellan \| Penny _burnitdown 2014-02-14 12:04 am UTC (link)
	You were most definitely a Ravenclaw, Penny. Leave it to you to make it all so scientific and simple. You might have foisted yourself on me, but it was probably the best thing to happen to me at Hogwarts. Got me out of my shell a bit, didn't it? In any case, this list is going to be very short. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kellan \| Penny pennyforthem 2014-02-14 12:31 am UTC (link)
	Something my dad taught me; the muggle ways are sometimes the best. There's very little in life that can't be fixed with a decent cup of tea. And you know the kettles always on for my friends, might even throw in a biscuit or two as well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	goastoria 2014-02-13 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Did you spill the whole ink bottle? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_burnitdown 2014-02-13 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Nearly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	flintsnark 2014-02-13 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	It's only against the law if you get caught. (Reply to this)

	starsineyes 2014-02-14 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Allow me to refer you to Miss Hermione Granger. I am quite certain she can provide you with a list of reasons I should be locked away and never heard from again. (Reply to this)