Guess what time of year it is! ..No I don't mean that American tradition of food stuffing and turkey tossing though, honestly? Sounds delicious... But it's my birthday tomorrow! And I expect all of you I know and love to be with me at the pub tomorrow to celebrate.
So, Lazy Horse tomorrow, seven pm at the earliest! No presents necessary, just your wonderful presence! See? No excuses. Unless it's work, but even so it must end some time.