1. What is your best friend’s grandma’s name? I have no idea.
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? My back, I guess? That's not very weird, though.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? No comment.
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Nope.
5. What body part do you wash first? Hair.
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? No, that's weird.
7. What’s the strangest talent you have? I don't know what's strangest.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie
9. What’s your favorite flavored pringle? Plain
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? No and no
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? I can't remember.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel park
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? No
14. How many times have you been cussed out? A few.
15. Which shoe do you put on first? Don't know.
16. In one word, describe your butt. There.
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? Yes.
18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like? None of the above.
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? No.
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? No.
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No.
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? There is no usual.
23. Have you ever had a poem written about you? Not that I know of.
24. You’re in a public bathroom and there’s no toilet paper. What do you do? Use paper towels? I don't know.
25. Have you ever found anything in your parent’s bedroom that was questionable? Legally, I cannot say.
26. What was your childhood nickname? Annie, Stinktier
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? Can't remember.
28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex’s locker room? No
29. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while driving? I pulled over to pick up my car a couple of weeks ago.
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No
31. How do you eat your cookies? With milk
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? No
33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of anyone. I can't think of anything that I am comfortable with saying here.
34. Girls: Do you shave your toes? Guys: Do you shave your chest? No
35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game? No
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I don't get drunk
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt? What kind? No
38. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? No clue
41. Do you have any strange phobias? Probably
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes
43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar or a party? I haven't really done anything stupid at a bar or a party
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Yes
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name? No
46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date? Was it the smell or the sound that got you busted? Was it the last date? No
47. Have you ever played naked twister? No. That would be a bad idea
48. Have you ever been drunk at work? see above
49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive? no
50. Do you want to bring sexy back? No, that's okay
Directions: - Copy to your journal - Bold everything that applies to you. - Add optional commentary in italics - Add something that's true about you to the end of the list.
1. I miss somebody right now. 2. I don’t watch much TV these days. 3. I love olives. 4. I own lots of books. 5. I wear glasses or contact lenses. 6. I love to play video games. 7. I’ve tried marijuana. 8. I’ve watched porn movies. 9. I have been in a threesome. 10. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. 11. I believe honesty is usually the best policy. 12. I curse sometimes. 13. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. 14. I have a hobby. 15. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. 16. I’m TOTALLY smart. 17. I’ve never broken someone’s bones. 18. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. 19. I hate the rain. 20. I’m paranoid at times. 21. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. 22. I need money right now. 23. I love sushi. 24. I talk really, really fast. Only when I have to. 25. I have fresh breath in the morning. 26. I have long hair. 27. I have lost money in Las Vegas. 28. I have at least one brother and/or one sister.He's old. 29. I was born in a country outside of the U.S. 30. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis. 31. I have a twin (or a triplet, or somesuch). If I do, I don't know about them 32. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. 33. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. 34. I like the way that I look. 35. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. 36. I know how to cornrow. 37. I am usually pessimistic. 38. I have a lot of mood swings. 39. I think prostitution should be legalized. 40. I think Britney Spears is pretty. 41. Slept with a Suitemate. 42. I have a hidden talent. 43. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. 44. I have a lot of friends. 45. I am currently single. 46. I have pecked someone of the same sex. 47. I enjoy talking on the phone. 48. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. 49. I love to shop. 50. I would rather shop than eat. 51. I would classify myself as ghetto. 52. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. 53. I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. 54. I don’t hate anyone. 55. I’m a pretty good dancer. 56. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. 57. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. 58. I have a cell phone. 59. I believe in God. 60. I watch MTV on a daily basis. 61. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. 62. I love drama. 63. I have never been in a real relationship before. 64. I’ve rejected someone before. 65. I currently have a crush/like someone. 66. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. 67. I want to have children in the future. 68. I have changed a diaper before. 69. I’ve called the cops on a friend before. 70. I bite my nails. 71. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club. 72. I’m not allergic to anything. 73. I have a lot to learn. 74. I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. 75. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest “Friday” movie. 76. I am shy around the opposite sex. 77. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. 78. I have at least 5 away messages saved. 79. I have tried alcohol or drugs before. 80. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. 81. I own the “South Park” movie. 82. I have avoided assignments at work school to be on my journal. 83. When I was a kid I played “the birds and the bees” with a neighbor or chum. 84. I enjoy some country music. 85. I would die for my best friends. 86. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. 87. I watch soap operas whenever I can. 88. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.About some things. 89. I have used my sexuality to advance my career. 90. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. 91. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story”. 92. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. 93. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. 94. I have dated a close friend’s ex. 95. I like surveys/memes. 96. I am happy at this moment. 97. I’m obsessed with guys. 98. I am bisexual. 99. Democrat. 100. Conservative Republican. 101. I am punk rockish. 102. I am preppy. 103. I go for older guys/girls, not younger. 104. I study for tests most of the time. 105. I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. 106. I can work on a car.I pretty much built mine. I can also work on bikes and other stuff like that. 107. I love my job. 108. I am comfortable with who I am right now.Mostly. 109. I have more than just my ears pierced. 110. I walk barefoot wherever I can. 111. I have jumped off a bridge. 112. I love sea turtles. 113. I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. 114. I believe in prophetic dreams. 115. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.What's the point of having a goal if you don't plan on achieving it? 116. I am proficient on a musical instrument.Guitar 117. I worked at McDonald’s restaurant. 118. I hate office jobs. 119. I love sci-fi movies. 120. I’ve never been in love. 121. I think water rules. 122. I am going to college out of state. 123. I am adopted. 124. I like sausage. 125. I am a pyro. 126. I love the Red Sox. 127. I have thrown up from crying too much. 128. I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. 129. I love kisses. 130. I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time. 131. I adore bright colors. 132. I love Dear Abby. 133. I can’t live without black eyeliner. 134. I think school is awesome. 135. I think pigtails serve a purpose. 136. I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. 137. I usually like covers better than originals. 138. I don’t like multi-textured ice cream 139. I think John Cusack is adorable. 140. I f**king hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. 141. I watch Food Network way too much. 142. I love coaching youth sports. 143. I can pick up things with my toes. 144. I can’t whistle. 145. I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither. 146. I have ridden/owned a horse.Both 147. I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. 148. I can’t stick to a diet. 149. I talk in my sleep.I have full conversations. 150. I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. 151. I like British comedies. 152. I miss getting poutine for school lunch. 153. I've never met anyone who had more siblings than me. 154. I miss the ocean. 155. I have literally been buried in snow. 156. I have a tattoo. 157. I am gay. 158. I'm green 159. I've lived in a foreign country.