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Benjamin Reynolds ([info]_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2010-09-30 20:03:00

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[Delivered to Wally]

Thirty cases of lighters in every color of the rainbow and most that aren't.

[end]


DRIVER! We're going to Georgia!


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[info]panicandfear
2010-10-01 09:06 pm UTC (link)
I'd be careful with them 'cos they like to stick around.

Uh, it's British is all I know. Wouldn't eat it unless someone paid me for it.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-10-01 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Whatcha talking about, Willis? You telling me I'm going to get fat?

Goddamn pond hoppers. Their food is a crime against nature.

Oh yeah, and you can pick the car we're going to take.

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[info]panicandfear
2010-10-01 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Seen how and what you eat, boss, and you're totally gonna and you're gonna need a bigger car soon!

The new one in row 13! Say, why don't you have a pink car?

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-10-01 09:18 pm UTC (link)
I CAN'T GET FAT! I AM DIVINE!


...pink? Like a pink hummer?

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[info]panicandfear
2010-10-01 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, maybe, but that happy guy in Chinese restaurants is divine too and look how fat he got.

Sure? Pink everythings!

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-10-01 09:32 pm UTC (link)
You mean Buddy?

OK! But I draw the line at that glitter coat crap. That's just gay.

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[info]panicandfear
2010-10-01 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Dunno his name. The fat smiling dude with the kids crawling all over him and dangling from his earlobes.

Glitter's for girls.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-10-01 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Yeah that's the guy! Buddy Chubby!

Damn right it is. Come along, minion, we have a lot of pink cars to buy.

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[info]panicandfear
2010-10-01 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Hey, that rhymes! Sorta. A little.

After you, Mr Biggie. But tell them no creepy crawlies in the upholstery? They're distracting.

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[info]_cavendish_
2010-10-01 09:48 pm UTC (link)
It's a gift.

Fuck that noise. Anything weird and we start shooting. ONWARDS!

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