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Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2009-08-16 00:20:00

New York, New York, more taxes and banned in restaurants too? That almost stings.

Going to fire the little pissant that planned a corporate retreat to the Hamptons. Kid doesn't have an original thought in his head and that lazy eye of his is distracting.

Where the fuck is my Seltzer? I want to see if I can buy Bora Bora.

And as for the rest of you...why the hell are you all on this tiny piss poor excuse for an island?

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	have_another 2009-08-16 04:52 am UTC (link)
	You want a Seltzer? I'm almost offended. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 04:54 am UTC (link)
	What are you going on about? I think I left my assistant thing back at the airport. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	have_another 2009-08-16 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure you wouldn't like something a little more... potent? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 05:00 am UTC (link)
	What, like a cigar? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	have_another 2009-08-16 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Well, that'd be your job, so you can get that yourself. But if you want a real drink, then I'm your girl. The fuck is your problem, T? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Find the bottom of that bottle yet, sweetheart? Seltzer, Schwartz, Hoover, whatever it's name is is my assistant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	have_another 2009-08-16 05:27 am UTC (link)
	When I'm around, there is no bottom. You have an assistant named Seltzer? Seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 05:33 am UTC (link)
	You sure about that or are you just slow on the uptake tonight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	have_another 2009-08-16 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I'm about as certain of that as someone can be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Then take off the beer goggles, honey, because you ain't seeing straight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	have_another 2009-08-16 05:46 am UTC (link)
	No? How should I be seeing, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? Holy hell, Tea. I got better things to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	have_another 2009-08-16 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well, don't let me keep you. But thanks for the reminder of why I don't like anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Settle down, snookums. No one likes a grumpy drunk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	have_another 2009-08-16 06:21 pm UTC (link)
	Comes with the territory. Besides, I'm quite sober. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	laissez_faire 2009-08-16 07:57 am UTC (link)
	This tiny piss poor excuse for an island happens to be a suitable command centre for global domination. I have to say, it has been a while. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	World headquarters ought to have more then three months of sun out of the year. How does the song go - you were always on my mind. I've got a box of Cubans with our names on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laissez_faire 2009-08-16 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	But alas; weather is one of few things that we can never hope to control. When are you next available? I can make something happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-17 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Not unless we buy someone who can. Monday. We can make an evening out of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laissez_faire 2009-08-17 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	And have you found someone who can? I'll cancel my other commitments. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-18 12:44 am UTC (link)
	If only. They would have been bought, paid and branded already. I'll put it on the assistant's to do list. We'll say seven - you pick the place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laissez_faire 2009-08-18 05:06 am UTC (link)
	That's asking a little much, isn't it? I have a table for two at Country. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notanindiefilm 2009-08-16 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Fancy seeing you here! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, dollface. How has my favorite leading lady been? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notanindiefilm 2009-08-16 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Not too shabby, my dear. The weather is lovely, and my weekend could be worse. Miss seeing your charming face in these parts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, c'mon if you don't have a reason to smile then who does? Me and you both, gorgeous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notanindiefilm 2009-08-16 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, sweetheart. It's been a bit rough as of late for me, is all. This weekend is making up for it some. I don't think it's been quite the same without you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 07:19 pm UTC (link)
	That settles it. After I'm done greasing palms and patting backs in the Big Apple we're going out to dinner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private notanindiefilm 2009-08-16 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	That would be most delightful. I rather think we have quite a bit to catch up on. ~~how long has it been since the mortals decided i didn't need to associate much with you? oh! for the glamorous olden days~~ Tell me whenever you're finished and we can work something out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private _cavendish_ 2009-08-17 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	To say the least. It's been too long. Will do, sweetness, I'll be holding my breath until then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sweetnsalty 2009-08-16 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Why, Benjamin Reynolds, as I live and breathe. It has been some time. Where've you been hiding? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	CeCe, sweet pea, tart of my heart, how are you? I've been making friends over at the FDA. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sweetnsalty
2009-08-16 06:27 pm UTC (link)

Busy as always, dear. I've been just about run off my feet this summer, making up time - no diet craze this year, you know, it's doing wonders for my ice creams. And thinks seem to be a bit busy on the immortal front as well - weddings, you know.

Oh, them. We've had words since they approved that monstrous Butter! Famine came out with. But how has that been going for you, dear?

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	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Weddings? There's got to be something in the water again. They deserve a good kick in the ass. They love to hate me. Makes me feel all tingly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sweetnsalty
2009-08-16 06:55 pm UTC (link)

Do you think it's the water? I think that something's been going on with Mona... But, yes, weddings. Marijuana and my dear boy Heroin, and Rave and Raven. Weren't you invited?

I really don't understand them at all. Passing a thing like Butter! and those horrible diet supplements while you've been in use since before the country was born. Sometimes humans confuse me so.

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	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's always the water. Probably, haven't checked the mail in a couple months. You making cakes for both of them? This place has never been kind to it's native sons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sweetnsalty 2009-08-16 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	No, Heroin hasn't mentioned anything about food... and yes, I made cake was made for Rave and Raven -- it was beautiful too, let me tell you, bright and colorful and delicious. And what are you up to, dear? Did I read that you were going up North? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-17 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	The cake would be the only reason to show up. I'm in NYC for a few weeks. After that it's down to Georgia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sweetnsalty 2009-08-17 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Is Georgia where you're based now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-18 12:47 am UTC (link)
	That would be Virginia. Georgia's has pecans. (Reply to this) (Parent)