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Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote,
@ 2009-08-16 00:20:00

New York, New York, more taxes and banned in restaurants too? That almost stings.

Going to fire the little pissant that planned a corporate retreat to the Hamptons. Kid doesn't have an original thought in his head and that lazy eye of his is distracting.

Where the fuck is my Seltzer? I want to see if I can buy Bora Bora.

And as for the rest of you...why the hell are you all on this tiny piss poor excuse for an island?

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	sweetnsalty 2009-08-16 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Why, Benjamin Reynolds, as I live and breathe. It has been some time. Where've you been hiding? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	CeCe, sweet pea, tart of my heart, how are you? I've been making friends over at the FDA. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sweetnsalty
2009-08-16 06:27 pm UTC (link)

Busy as always, dear. I've been just about run off my feet this summer, making up time - no diet craze this year, you know, it's doing wonders for my ice creams. And thinks seem to be a bit busy on the immortal front as well - weddings, you know.

Oh, them. We've had words since they approved that monstrous Butter! Famine came out with. But how has that been going for you, dear?

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	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Weddings? There's got to be something in the water again. They deserve a good kick in the ass. They love to hate me. Makes me feel all tingly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sweetnsalty
2009-08-16 06:55 pm UTC (link)

Do you think it's the water? I think that something's been going on with Mona... But, yes, weddings. Marijuana and my dear boy Heroin, and Rave and Raven. Weren't you invited?

I really don't understand them at all. Passing a thing like Butter! and those horrible diet supplements while you've been in use since before the country was born. Sometimes humans confuse me so.

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	_cavendish_ 2009-08-16 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's always the water. Probably, haven't checked the mail in a couple months. You making cakes for both of them? This place has never been kind to it's native sons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sweetnsalty 2009-08-16 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	No, Heroin hasn't mentioned anything about food... and yes, I made cake was made for Rave and Raven -- it was beautiful too, let me tell you, bright and colorful and delicious. And what are you up to, dear? Did I read that you were going up North? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-17 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	The cake would be the only reason to show up. I'm in NYC for a few weeks. After that it's down to Georgia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sweetnsalty 2009-08-17 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Is Georgia where you're based now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_cavendish_ 2009-08-18 12:47 am UTC (link)
	That would be Virginia. Georgia's has pecans. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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