While I understand that this week makes such things difficult, remember that at all other times swim practice is not an option. If you don't make the practices, you won't make the meets either. Period. This is not an option, and you don't get to negotiate something else. Unless of course, your grandmother just died. Then we can talk. Otherwise, good luck getting any other result out of me.

[Hayley]
Let me guess, you're going to freak out and be all anxious and self conscious if I brought Luca to bed with us? And cite me all these reasons why it's a bad idea.

[Kaia]
Okay, cancel any plans you might have for Friday, and find a nice outfit, and then something under it, I would like to peel you out of. We're going out, you, me and Luca, and making it a night on the town, and a night you won't ever forget.

[Taylor]
I have a gift for you, so make no plans for Saturday night. Girls on campus call him Abs, and I'm half tempted to enjoy him myself this weekend, but I'm going to enjoy watching you playing your games with him that night. Before him and I take turns ensuring you're entirely useless to anyone for quite some time.