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_charlesdupree ([info]_charlesdupree) wrote,
@ 2013-03-14 20:08:00

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Sometimes, you just need to change the music.

[Hayley]

You don't mind being a wedding gift, right? Didn't think so.

[Kaia]

That whole joke about you being a wedding gift? Not a joke anymore.

[Candi]

Okay, so I decided to take a high dive into shallow water. Taylor's got a bright shiny diamond now.


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Hayley/Charles
[info]haylellis
2013-03-15 04:52 pm UTC (link)
Okay. We'll work with that logic. That ticks off intercourse, foreplay, oral sex for both parties, third parties and a number of locales. Since you've done it there won't be repeats.

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Hayley/Charles
[info]_charlesdupree
2013-03-15 04:53 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, we'll definitely need to add greater numbers of other parties. Four, five, six..

Oh yeah, and public. Very public.

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Re: Hayley/Charles
[info]haylellis
2013-03-15 04:55 pm UTC (link)
The hell we will. My list, my rules. This is my experiment; you're simply providing the male anatomy and the necklace.

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Re: Hayley/Charles
[info]_charlesdupree
2013-03-15 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Whoever said the others would be male?

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Hayley/Charles
[info]haylellis
2013-03-15 05:22 pm UTC (link)
Whoever said you got to decide what goes on my list.

Look, the sex? Its nice. But lets not pretend for a moment that we're actually superiore/inferiore. Its an arrangement which suits us both.

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Re: Hayley/Charles
[info]_charlesdupree
2013-03-15 05:26 pm UTC (link)
Because I know far more when it comes to intimacy than you.

We don't, huh? Hate to disillusion you.

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Hayley/Charles
[info]haylellis
2013-03-15 05:49 pm UTC (link)
No. Pardon the parlance but you know far more about fucking than I do.

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Re: Hayley/Charles
[info]_charlesdupree
2013-03-15 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Right. I'll show you the difference next time.

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