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Tweak says, "I'd rather be whistlin in dark"

_charlesdupree (_charlesdupree) wrote,
@ 2013-03-24 10:15:00

For those of you that were worried about such a thing... I'm not dead yet.

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	_charlesdupree 2013-03-24 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Wouldn't be the first time I faked my death. You go naked in front of your gynecologist? Strange. Don't most just ask you to take your pants off? Tsk tsk tsk. And yacht's are so cliche. I prefer a nice sailboat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliina 2013-03-24 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	So the rumors of your demise will always be greatly exaggerated. You wear a gown. So yes there is nudity. You'll need to know that for the next halloweens gyno costume. Sailboats require work. Or at leas I assume they do. My boating knowledge is limited. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_charlesdupree 2013-03-24 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	With any luck. Costume is as close as I ever plan on getting. You can get automated sailboats that do most of the work for you easily enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eliina 2013-03-24 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure many a woman just breathed a sigh of relief. I assume by easily enough you mean with enough money? Don't give Jack anymore ideas on ways to waste his money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_charlesdupree 2013-03-24 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Or one who'd want to ensure my torturerous demise. I mean easily enough for anyone with any means. Sailing isn't much more expensive than owning a car. It's just far less useful. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	taylfisc 2013-03-24 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Not at the rate he's going. They will be very, very, VERY real. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_charlesdupree 2013-03-24 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'll remember to include unnatural death in the prenup. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taylfisc 2013-03-24 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	No one could believe I'd ever do it. And if caught, I'd be acquitted by a jury of my peers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_charlesdupree 2013-03-24 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Thank god that insurance places tend to be harder to lie to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taylfisc 2013-03-25 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	Would I lie? Wouldn't have to. Anyone who knows you would defend me to the end. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eliina 2013-03-24 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Do I even want to know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taylfisc 2013-03-24 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Not this time. He left me alone to tell my mother the news. I'd say he's scared. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_charlesdupree 2013-03-24 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	I beg your pardon. I was behind you all the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taylfisc 2013-03-25 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Behind, being the operative word. I hope you and my father enjoyed your little chat. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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