They aren't lizards, they're dragons, and I am certainly not dashing. But yes, it was much like a Muggle Western. Minus the guns and horses.
Ron is a fine player, but I wouldn't be his brother if I wasn't hard on him.
Nothing wrong with older, more experienced players. You are obviously doing well for yourselves.
I'm younger than you. Yes, I did remind you. I'm rather good at putting my foot in my mouth, you see. And I'm not far younger than you. Just younger by a bit.
A cottage full of cats sounds rather entertaining. I imagine it's only half as fun as a back yard full of dragons, though.