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_crouchjr_ ([info]_crouchjr_) wrote,
@ 2017-03-09 18:13:00

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Some birthday this is turning out to be.

Woke up to find a rat running across my kitchen floor. Now I know where the scratching sounds are coming from. I suppose I'll set out to buy some poison for the little bastards.

Work was a similar affair, only this time the rats were replaced by co-workers. Especially the big one in the pink dress, chasing me down the hall as she sang Happy Birthday in her loudest most shrill tone. Others caught on and that was a disaster all in its own complete with balloons, streamers and cake. So joyful, the lot of them.

A birthday party with the rats sounds better.

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[info]missmagic
2017-03-09 06:32 pm UTC (link)
I would have been far more curious as to this 'scratching' enough to investigate before spotting a rat, Barty. I certainly hope you get that taken care of.

Happy birthday, darling. I certainly hope it involve less streamers and shrill tones as the day goes on.

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[info]_crouchjr_
2017-03-09 07:19 pm UTC (link)
To be fair, it was faint scratching and I only thought it was the trees outside against the house. Clearly I was wrong. I wouldn't expect rats, especially with these house elves, but I was wrong about that too. May need some new ones.

Thank you, Lady Miriam. I certainly hope for the same, unless my wife decides otherwise. Though she is a smart woman, she is spiteful too. Like most wives.

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[info]missmagic
2017-03-09 07:21 pm UTC (link)
I would certainly think so.

Spiteful are we?

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[info]_crouchjr_
2017-03-09 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Not just wives, but all women.

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[info]missmagic
2017-03-09 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Is that so? Careful, Barty. You wouldn't want me to get spiteful.

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[info]carrowrose
2017-03-09 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh Merlin, Barty. Get yourself a good mouser. Cats can be lethal when it comes to rodents.

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[info]forget_peace
2017-03-10 10:48 am UTC (link)
The cake wasn't bad.

The decorations, on the other hand...

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[info]labellanoire
2017-03-10 03:30 pm UTC (link)
Happy Birthday --

Kill the rat. They're unsanitary. Poison may be too kind.

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