Barty
What on Earth made you so happy? Actually, no. I don't think I want to know.
Because you're an arsehole and I'm a drunk. It's pretty straightforward, no wondering necessary.
He acted, and I reacted. He made poor choices and paid the price. I'm not sure if that means he deserved to die, but I can't say I feel too badly about it. Maybe I should. Whatever, I don't want to talk about it anymore tonight. Nor do I want to visit his grave.