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b.d.p. (_deni) wrote,
@ 2009-03-12 22:24:00

I could definitely get used to this whole marriage thing.

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	london_fog 2009-03-12 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Oh so could I. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_deni 2009-03-12 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	And what's your favorite part, Mr. Penningon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	london_fog 2009-03-12 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Sex.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_deni 2009-03-12 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	You had that before ... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	london_fog 2009-03-12 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	OK Ok...the new positions?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_deni 2009-03-12 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	........ You suck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	london_fog 2009-03-12 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to brush my teeth, come to the bathroom and I'll tell you my favorite part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_deni 2009-03-12 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	london_fog 2009-03-12 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	here's a hint. it has something to do with your smile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_deni 2009-03-12 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	It's my teeth, isn't it? You like that I have some! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	london_fog 2009-03-12 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Actually I got the best blow job from an old woman with only gums. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_deni 2009-03-12 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	I might be offended by that .. if I'd ever given you one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	london_fog 2009-03-12 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Should I get a mistress? Or only expect it on my birthday? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_deni 2009-03-12 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	A mistress, definitely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	london_fog 2009-03-12 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Good idea. We'll have an extensive screening process. You'll get to pick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_deni 2009-03-12 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, of course. I mean, she'll obviously have to be vastly experienced, toothless, and sterile. Shouldn't be that hard to find someone! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	london_fog 2009-03-12 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	So no bastard children. Check. Or...you could just show me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_deni 2009-03-12 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	..... I could. ~~If I knew how.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	london_fog 2009-03-12 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Or not... I was kidding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	King. _deni 2009-03-12 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not saying that I wouldn't. I would, if you wanted me to! I just .. I've never done it before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Blake. london_fog 2009-03-12 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	You've never done it before? That's ok...I mean if you don't feel comfortable It's no big deal. I'm happy with everything else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	King. _deni 2009-03-12 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. Never. It doesn't make me uncomfortable. I just don't know what to do. I mean .. I know the basics .. that's just obvious. But I don't know ... I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Blake. london_fog 2009-03-12 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Well I've never done it either..obviously. I...couldn't even begin to talk you through it. It's fine...I'm satisfied. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	King. _deni 2009-03-12 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Well .. okay. I'd still be willing to try it. As awkward as that seems to be saying. I would though .. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Blake. london_fog 2009-03-12 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	OK ok you will. So come try it? Btw, the best part of marriage is knowing that I am the only man you're ever going to love for the rest of your life. Waking up with you in the morning, holding you in my arms. Seeing your smiling face when I come home. And getting to kiss you every chance I get. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	King. _deni 2009-03-12 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	I love you. I'll be right there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Blake. london_fog 2009-03-12 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	I love you too. Good. You gotta talk Kayla into her crib. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	King. _deni 2009-03-12 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	I think I can manage that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Blake london_fog 2009-03-12 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Good Luck! She's on your pillow watching TV. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_carrgovro108 2009-03-13 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	What the shit? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_deni 2009-03-14 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	Umm ... I kind of .. eloped. But without the running away part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_carrgovro108 2009-03-14 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	Congratulations but still kind of gay (no cake?!) (Reply to this) (Parent)