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Tweak says, "Yummy!"

Dorcas Meadowes is still alive (_dorcas_) wrote,
@ 2012-08-24 09:38:00

010 - Animagus
As of 8AM this morning, I, Dorcas Meadowes, am officially a registered animagus. On file with the Ministry of Magic and the Improper Use of Magic Office as a fox.

If you haven't heard from me in a few days, check the woods. I might be running wild.

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	emmybug 2012-08-25 01:39 am UTC (link)
	Well of course you can't choose your animal. If you could, everyone would be an animagus. Because no one would want to be stuck with something awful. Like a rat. Or a toad. Or a badger. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebee 2012-08-25 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Or a snake. If you could choose, would you do it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emmybug 2012-08-25 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Ew. I hate snakes. Hardly. For one, I'm not very good at Transfiguration at all so I'd probably end up with a tail where my nose is supposed to be or something. And for two, animals are dirty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebee 2012-08-25 02:49 am UTC (link)
	It might be an improvement - tail where your nose is supposed to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emmybug 2012-08-25 02:53 am UTC (link)
	That doesn't even make any sense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebee 2012-08-25 02:53 am UTC (link)
	It means you're UGLY. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emmybug 2012-08-25 03:03 am UTC (link)
	No, it's quite true that I'm not. But nice try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebee 2012-08-25 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Well, I wouldn't want to smooch you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emmybug 2012-08-25 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Even if you did, I'd rather die than do that. Maybe that's why you're only attracted to ugly girls. They're the only ones willing to stoop to that level of disgust. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebee 2012-08-25 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I am NOT attracted to ugly girls! All the girls I like are WAY prettier than you!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emmybug 2012-08-25 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I doubt that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebee 2012-08-25 03:09 am UTC (link)
	I can prove it, only you'll look at my proof and lie and tell me you think they're ugly and you're much prettier, even though you're NOT. Also, you're ugly on the INSIDE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emmybug 2012-08-25 03:12 am UTC (link)
	I'm also fairly certain we're all ugly on the inside. All those organs and such. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebee 2012-08-25 03:17 am UTC (link)
	HERE. MUCH. MUCH. PRETTIER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emmybug 2012-08-25 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Is that your little friend from school? I like her dress. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebee 2012-08-25 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Don't call her my "little friend" like you're so much better than us and you get to be condescending. Cos you're NOT better than us, and if you're condescending to me OR to her I will KICK YOUR BUTT when we get back to school. She's my BEST friend and she's BEAUTIFUL and yeah okay her dress was awesome, I'll give you that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emmybug 2012-08-25 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Defensive much? Honestly, take a calming draught. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebee 2012-08-25 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Take a... poison potion. I loathe you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	emmybug 2012-08-25 03:25 am UTC (link)
	And you claim I'm ugly inside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elliebee 2012-08-25 04:16 am UTC (link)
	And here. Again, beautiful, more so than you could ever be. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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