Only extremely poorly. Imagine me in green velvet kid-sized dress robes, white silk cravat, being forced to have piano lessons. Imagine how well that went. My French is much better because I saw a use for it. C'est le langue de l'amour, after all.
We'll show Bambi the kind of good time he can expect once he de-wombs.
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