I could reenact it for you with proper dramatics. You'd cry, you'd laugh, you'd give me a standing ovation.
Yeah, but it's slightly spoiled by the fact that every time I try and speak it, I hear my mother screaming at me like a banshee. Can't even use it to charm women, it's a mood killer.
Surely you've seen the film, if I've done? We watched it in Muggle Studies, I assumed you'd get the reference.