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charlie weasley (_fired) wrote,
@ 2011-03-01 21:07:00

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The hatchlings have officially been named: Elsa, Friedrich, and Isolde. I couldn't be more proud.

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	_fired 2011-03-02 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Sadly, Fuckwit and Twinkletaint got voted out of the running. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alspinnet 2011-03-02 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Color me shocked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_fired 2011-03-02 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Friedrich is actually Firedick in disguise. Better? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alspinnet 2011-03-02 03:38 am UTC (link)
	You silly, fake-Romanian bastard. I am proud. Wait. You named a dragon after your penis? A little presumptuous, don't you think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_fired 2011-03-02 03:46 am UTC (link)
	I think that's another point for me, don't you? I'm the one that's raising him! He'll be the king of the colony before long. Either that, or all the lady dragons will be after him for some sexy time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alspinnet 2011-03-02 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Not even close. Don't be greedy, wench. Naming a child after your dick. That sounds more like the Charlie I know. I thought I had lost you for a bit. You know, he might like boy dragons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_fired 2011-03-02 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I'm counting it. Two! You couldn't lose me even if you tried, darling. He can still be the king, he'll just be the envy of all the ladies and the gentlemen then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alspinnet 2011-03-02 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Cheating is pathetic. Merlin have I tried. Slut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_fired 2011-03-02 04:08 am UTC (link)
	It's not cheating! I'm just the one who makes the rules. You hurt me so bad, Al. But you know I'll always be around, turning you on an embarrassing you at the same time. You're calling my baby a slut? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alspinnet 2011-03-02 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Cheat. Funny, I can't remember you doing either. You're going to have to try harder than that. Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_fired 2011-03-02 04:13 am UTC (link)
	You're just a sore loser. Wench. But... He's a baby! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alspinnet 2011-03-02 04:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm sore but it's not from losing. Always. And you're the father. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_fired 2011-03-02 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Care to elaborate on that statement? Okay, you can have a point. His bits aren't even functional yet! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alspinnet 2011-03-02 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Did I get a chance to introduce you to Roberto? There was a reason he was always smirking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_fired 2011-03-02 04:31 am UTC (link)
	I don't think so, Al. I was rather... occupied while I was there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alspinnet 2011-03-02 04:35 am UTC (link)
	I heard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_fired 2011-03-02 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Did you? How'd I score? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alspinnet 2011-03-02 04:40 am UTC (link)
	That would be telling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Al/Charlie _fired 2011-03-02 04:49 am UTC (link)
	There's nothing wrong with that, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Al/Charlie alspinnet 2011-03-02 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Nice try but it's never going to happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Al/Charlie _fired 2011-03-02 04:56 am UTC (link)
	You can at least tell me if she thought that it was good or bad, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Al/Charlie alspinnet 2011-03-02 05:00 am UTC (link)
	You are such a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Al/Charlie _fired 2011-03-02 05:02 am UTC (link)
	You don't appreciate that sort of thing? I just want to make sure that it was good for her before I tried again, or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Al/Charlie alspinnet 2011-03-02 05:04 am UTC (link)
	If I want a vagina in the room I'll look to my own. Are you nervous? Awww. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Al/Charlie _fired 2011-03-02 05:10 am UTC (link)
	I'm not nervous! I just want to know is all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

alspinnet, 2011-03-02 05:14 am UTC

_fired, 2011-03-02 05:25 am UTC

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